Kabul Restroom

You can use them only if you're a sweaty Marine muscle man with a 12" bazooka.
 
"Ah, excuse me. I've got to take a piss. Can I use your dead Afghans?":devil:

Uhh, in keeping with the spirit of political correctness, the Marines are now giving medals to men who do not shoot back when fired upon by the taliban

It's kind've like dodge ball, you step behond a wall, a Taliban tries to shoot you, you hold your fire, jump back behind the wall, presto, you get a medal.

Now, if you piss on a dead Taliban, it looks like a courtmartial, it could be 10 to 20.

Though I did hear that the accused Marines only pissed on the tallyban because they didn't like the smell of burning flesh.
 
Karzai's just pissed (Ha,Ha,Ha) because Muslims can only enjoy Golden Showers in the after life.

Anyway, that should be the State Department's response. The fucking dead towels are just enjoying their promised paradise.
 
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