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JRaven
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This is almost cliche...
The <insert toy here> was so popular, it sold out during the regular shopping season. The manufacturer was able to get more out, but not until after the holiday. Still, they sold like hot cakes.
Jenny goes to the store to finally pick one up for her nephew. Just as she gets to the aisle, SirHugs rounds the other end. They quickly walk to the middle of the aisle where the last one sits on a shelf. Sirhugs gets to it first by pushing an old lady aside.
"Aren't you going to at least help her? You did knock her down!" Jenny yells at Sirhugs, hoping to distract him.
It doesn't work. SirHugs grabs the last one, "But I didn't knock her down. I only squeezed around her." He starts to walk past Jenny
"I should still get it. You were rude. I'm going to tell the manager."
"Lady," SirHugs addressed her turning toward her again. "You couldn't get this from me even if you sucked me off in the parking lot."
Jenny grabs his belt. With eyebrows raised in challenge, "well then how about right here and now?"
Of course, you may want to change the names a little.
Also, it would work during the shopping season as well.
Jenny
The <insert toy here> was so popular, it sold out during the regular shopping season. The manufacturer was able to get more out, but not until after the holiday. Still, they sold like hot cakes.
Jenny goes to the store to finally pick one up for her nephew. Just as she gets to the aisle, SirHugs rounds the other end. They quickly walk to the middle of the aisle where the last one sits on a shelf. Sirhugs gets to it first by pushing an old lady aside.
"Aren't you going to at least help her? You did knock her down!" Jenny yells at Sirhugs, hoping to distract him.
It doesn't work. SirHugs grabs the last one, "But I didn't knock her down. I only squeezed around her." He starts to walk past Jenny
"I should still get it. You were rude. I'm going to tell the manager."
"Lady," SirHugs addressed her turning toward her again. "You couldn't get this from me even if you sucked me off in the parking lot."
Jenny grabs his belt. With eyebrows raised in challenge, "well then how about right here and now?"
Of course, you may want to change the names a little.
Also, it would work during the shopping season as well.
Jenny
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You have seasons for shopping where you live? Here it is all year round.JRaven said:
