K-Y or Astroglide?

ummmm...depends...if she is a virgin either...if she is well used...try polygrip
 
LMAO Now cut that shit out......I wanted to know who likes what I never tried the other shit and was going to order a tube and try it out.................So there......<sticking tounge out>

[Edited by Wizard on 11-17-2000 at 07:27 PM]
 
LL, I thought that shit was big time sticky.....thick goopy .................
 
i have the perfect place for that tongue hon

and lioness if you are going to use it on a man...try chocolate...chocolate covered nuts...yummy
 
Hmmm... <Pauses for a minute, scratching head and pondering.> Well, if you don't need to use condoms with your lover for whatever reason, then I think oil baised lubes work and feel the best. (If you do need to use 'em then STICK WITH WATER BAISED LUBES!!!!) K-Y jelly is too sticky, and it gets VERY sticky once it starts drying up some. K-Y liquid is better. I don't remember any specific moments with Astroglide. Analeze or other lubes that numb your body (if even for a few minutes) aren't good to use. After all, when numb you have no idea of what is goind on "down there". You could cause more damnage to your body by trying to numb pain away then by dealing with it properly.

~Dr Tiggs ;)~
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Just heard of it and never got it ......wanted to know what you guys thought ........Been bare back for years now no more kids for us................I'm with ya on the sticky part.........
 
Astroglide rules! Makes KY seem like glue in comparison. It can dry out if you leave the ceiling fan on, though.

Don't pay catalog prices, you can get it at any drugstore or major grocery chain. No, not in the produce section! :D
 
No Shit?????Bigdog I can get it at a drug store? Dam I'm looking in the morning....Thanks
 
P.S.

Wizzie... Since you and your wife have "no more kids for us", then you may want to try something as simple as baby oil! :) Oils work wonderfully! Massage oils work just as good as baby oil too.... ;)
 
Bigdog said:
Astroglide rules! Makes KY seem like glue in comparison. It can dry out if you leave the ceiling fan on, though.

Don't pay catalog prices, you can get it at any drugstore or major grocery chain. No, not in the produce section! :D
OMG ... Bigdog ... you took the words out of my mouth ... I was just scrolling down to say to Wiz "Astroglide rules!" I swear to god ... wow ...

and here in Canada we can buy it at the drug store ... next to the condomns ... glad to hear you can do the same south of the border, hon ...

and Wiz ... in case you didn't get the point ... ummmm .... Astroglide rules! lol
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trust me ... you and Skitten will love it ... ;)
 
Well I'll tell you!
Gay music picks up from out of nowhere.
Phantom singers chime in.
*He's going to tell. He's going to tell.*
*He's going to tell. He's going to tell.*
Some hairy dude barges in and yells.
"Not like that you won't!!!"
;)
 
Astroglide. Walmart. Or Target. Just down the aisle from the Magic Lotion.

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Cheyenne, of course. It's Magic!
 
You get my red, slimy doggy cock all hard when you jump through that hoop Puddles!!! ;)
 
Wizard, you can also try WET. It's not only good as a lubricant, but you can use it as a massage gel and there's no taste to it. As for something with taste, try a cinnamon. You can blow on it and heat it up and then let it cool down. Works wonders on sensitive areas.
 
Hey, forget the fucking lubes--

Just go down on your woman, lick her clit, massage her G-spot, and I guarantee she will be willing and WET!
 
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