Justin Trudeau Turns Dreamy up to 11 by Discussing Quantum Mechanics

[Mister_Song]

Not only does he look like Clark Kent, but he wants you to know he's more than just a pretty face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eak_ogYMprk

 

[Mr.G]

He also stated he would not (not COULD NOT - would not) rhyme off Pi to the 10th decibel.

He never got his teaching degree so calling him a teacher like the cbc (FAKE FAKE FAKE) kept referring to him as was .... FAKE.

His last job before getting into politicks was a SNOW BOARDING instructor in BC.

Canada is SO lucky!!

 

[Mister_Song]

He also stated he would not (not COULD NOT - would not) rhyme off Pi to the 10th decibel.

He never got his teaching degree so calling him a teacher like the cbc (FAKE FAKE FAKE) kept referring to him as was .... FAKE.

His last job before getting into politicks was a SNOW BOARDING instructor in BC.

Canada is SO lucky!!

Perhaps the sprawling unmitigated disaster south of the Canadian border makes Trudeau seem more glorious than he actually is. I know which country I would rather be in currently.

And by currently, I really mean "for the past several decades."

 

[Hard_Rom]

Trudeau has a bachelor of arts degree in literature from McGill University and a bachelor of education degree from the University of British Columbia. After graduation, he stayed in Vancouver and he found substitute work at several local schools and permanent work as a French and math teacher at the private West Point Grey Academy.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Perhaps the sprawling unmitigated disaster south of the Canadian border makes Trudeau seem more glorious than he actually is. I know which country I would rather be in currently.

And by currently, I really mean "for the past several decades."

We didn't actually earn our rep as 'nice'. It is more of a comparison with our closest neighbour.

 

[Mister_Song]

We didn't actually earn our rep as 'nice'. It is more of a comparison with our closest neighbour.

As a liberal progressive in the US, I understand that perspective. The US casts a long

long

shadow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMlfNU9WrI

 

[Hard_Rom]

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."

 

[Mister_Song]

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."

Heh, I haven't heard that before. Even your national anthem is more awesome than ours. You won't find many Americans who will admit that, I suspect--in part, because Americans rarely admit to being inferior in anything, and in part because many Americans have no idea what the Canadian anthem sounds like.