Just when I thought

[SeaCat]

Just when I thought I had heard everything this comes along.Swat Monkey

Cat

 

[LadyJeanne]

I'll bet they'd look really cute in the little black paramilitary outfits.

It seems so sad, though, to put poor monkeys to work. Are these volunteer monkeeys, or were they drafted?

 

[SeaCat]

I'll bet they'd look really cute in the little black paramilitary outfits.

It seems so sad, though, to put poor monkeys to work. Are these volunteer monkeeys, or were they drafted?

Hey come off it LJ. Think about it, this would save the city some nig time money. They work for Peanuts. They can moonlight as cash collectors for the city Organ Grinder. (That sounds like a bad erotic Horror Story title doesn't it?) and they can get away with throwing shit at people without getting the city sued.

Cat

 

[LadyJeanne]

Hey come off it LJ. Think about it, this would save the city some nig time money. They work for Peanuts. They can moonlight as cash collectors for the city Organ Grinder. (That sounds like a bad erotic Horror Story title doesn't it?) and they can get away with throwing shit at people without getting the city sued.

Cat

Well, sure, but think of all the SWAT people who will be out of work...yeah, I was replaced by a monkey...


And as long as I"m going down the road of jokes in bad taste, I'll apologize in advance for recounting one of my lol Simpsons moments, when Homer goes into the employee break room in Apu's QuickieMart, sees the statue of Ganesha, holds up a peanut, and says 'Hey Ganesha - want a peanut?' And Apu says 'Please do not offer my God a peanut'.








I'll right, I'll go away now.

 

[Op_Cit]

Mesa PD is famous for killing suicidal people usually right in front of their families. (Got woke up one morning when they did that very thing to a guy 2 doors down a while back.) Normally 3-5 officers firing 60-70 rounds out of which a few hit the poor sap. I'm sure they could even train one of these little guys to shoot better, I know I'd feel safer seeing the monkey with the gun.

Yep. I'm all for it. But what will it do to the donut industry?

 

[minsue]

Mesa PD is famous for killing suicidal people usually right in front of their families. (Got woke up one morning when they did that very thing to a guy 2 doors down a while back.) Normally 3-5 officers firing 60-70 rounds out of which a few hit the poor sap. I'm sure they could even train one of these little guys to shoot better, I know I'd feel safer seeing the monkey with the gun.

That they are.


Unfortunately, the monkey story is overblown. As far as I can tell, the PD brass were none too happy with the guy's monkey inquiries hitting the wires. He's not talkin' to the press anymore and the spokespeople are doin' their best to shut down that story.

 

[Op_Cit]

Too bad. Rather see the monkeys than sheriff joe's tank and .50 cal machine gun.

Reminds me of the lawyer joke about laboratories switching to using lawyers instead of rats:

they're more of them
you don't get as attached to them
and there's some things rats wont even do.