SEX_VAMPYRE
Literotica Guru
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- Aug 29, 2001
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Hardly seems worth it.)
_____________________
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
______________________
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
______________________
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
______________________
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home.......maybe at work.)
______________________
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
______________________
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
______________________
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
______________________
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
______________________
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
______________________
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left- handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
______________________
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
______________________
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
______________________
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
______________________
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
______________________
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
_____________________
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Oh yeah! What about that pig??)
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Hardly seems worth it.)
_____________________
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
______________________
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
______________________
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
______________________
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home.......maybe at work.)
______________________
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
______________________
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
______________________
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
______________________
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
______________________
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
______________________
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
____________________
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left- handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
______________________
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
______________________
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
______________________
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
______________________
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
______________________
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
_____________________
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Oh yeah! What about that pig??)
