Just wanted to share...

[Temptress_1960]

Just registered, but have been checking the board and site for months.
Tonight, my husband and I were checking out the site, having a little fun.
Well, things got pretty hot, and since our three teenagers were not home, we started enjoying ourselves on the living room couch. We were in a hurry (never know when the kids might get home LOL, plus we were both totally horny), so he unzipped, and I pulled off one leg of my pants and silk panties. He sat on the couch, and after some extremely enjoyable sucking activity (by me) and touching and rubbing (by him), I then hopped on his hard cock and we were totally getting into it. Just at the ultimate moment (for me), over his shoulder through the living room window behind us, I saw a car pull in the driveway.
I had just started saying, "Oh, oh, ohmyGod, I'm...." and finished it with "someone's here!!!!!"
We immediately disengaged, and started frantically putting ourselves back together. We live in a 2-family house, and it turned out it was the furnace repair man going to our fix our neighbor's furnace. We both completely lost it, and started giggling and laughing like fools.
He said, "did you come?" and I stopped laughing long enough to say, "yes, but I didn't get to linger with it." And we both started laughing again. Then, we realized that the register leading to the furnace room was open, and the repair guy could hear every noise we made - which made it even funnier.
We decided to continue our activities later.

 

[R Nitelight]

Enjoying it

Your husband's name wouldn't happen to be Frank, would it?

 

[Alyrahh]

LMAO

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Enjoying it

Your husband's name wouldn't happen to be Frank, would it?

Thank you, Nitelight! It has been kind of a down day for me and you just made me laugh out loud for real.

 

[Silverlily]

Nah, it can't be, no picture links.

 

[Temptress_1960]

No, he isn't Frank....

Who's Frank?

I think the furnace guy was Keith... but I was real careful to avoid him - although we did see him at the grocery store about half an hour after the incident...
I said to my partner in crime, "Oh my gosh... do you think he knows it was us? What is he telling the cashier? "You'll never guess what I heard those two doing..." "
"Yeah, no doubt," said my H (I hope he was kidding!)
I might add that we live in a small town, where everybody knows everybody else.

 

[Cheyenne]

Forgot to welcome you to the board, Enjoying it. Frank would be the husband of Latina. Do a search on her name and check out some of her posts. Your first one seemed kind of similar, hence Nitelight's comment and our reaction.

*note to self- no fair keeping inside jokes from newbies. We want them to hand around and join the fun!*

 

[ShyGuy68]

Welcome to the BB Enjoying it. I hope you'll have as much fun as the rest of us here! And as you probably know by not, this site is highly addictive!!

Oh and it sure sounded like you were having a good time before you had to stop it all!!

 

[Silverlily]

*note to self- no fair keeping inside jokes from newbies. We want them to hand around and join the fun!*

Ooops, sorry, ahem...

Welcome to the BB!

 

[Latina]

"Frank would be the husband of Latina. Do a search on her name and check out some of her posts. "

How sad. A newbie comes to the BB to tell of how they enjoy sex, and right off it's got to be Frank and me, like nobody else on the BB ever has enjoyable, funny, or fun sex in real life, and the BB is the ONLY sex anyone here has.

Sad, just sad! (I mean, the comments are sad, not the sex lives of any BBer).

-- Latina

 

[Guest]

sad is somebody who can only post one fucken topic over and over again.

Frank...
Frank...
Frank...

like some broken record, get over yourself all ready.

 

[Latina]

Hey, Blah-tina

I have over 300 posts. I've talked about elections, movies, food, jobs, computers, pets, death of loved ones, my kids, neighbors, parents, childhood, Attention Deficit Disorder, all sorts of topics...and yes I've also talked about being in a solid, loving, sexual relationship, which obviously bothers the trolls out there. But I will continue to post on anything and everything that I find interesting, INCLUDING my husband. I find it hysterical that on a sex site, the one taboo topic that gets the trolls all bent out of shape is sex between two people who love each other!

oh fuck it-- you want to believe all I ever talk about is Frank and nothing I say can make you change your mind, and you choose to ignore my 270 or so posts on other topics and focus on the 30 or 40 I've posted about sex, that's YOUR problem! So why should I get into a battle of wits with an unarmed chicken-shit troll, too scared to post under their BB name? It obviously scares the hell out of you to read posts about REAL love and REAL sex between REAL adults, like my posts or Enjoying It's post that started this thread, your only relationship is obviously with your right hand, so just go away.

You aren't worth the bother! Who the hell gave you the right to decide who can post on what topics anyway?

Whew! Deep cleansing breath!

Anyway, welcome Enjoying It, you sound like a fun couple, and if you ever want to talk about sex with someone who knows first-hand how fun it can be, just whistle.

-- Latina

 

[Purple Haze]

Blah-tina = chickenshit troll.

Stupid too.

 

[Silverlily]

Latina, look, ignore it. We all take shots at each other at times, but this idiot serves no purpose other than to be evil. Going off is exactly what the moron wanted.

Wait, idiot, moron, fucken, anyone else picking up on this? Could it be the Dork?

 

[Latina]

Thanks, Hazy, knew I could count on you. I KNEW there was a reason why Purple has always been my favorite color.

Sending you a big thank-you SLURRRP through the wires!

-- Latina

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

*Cyan thinks that Blah-tina should be careful or Blah-tina may lose a finger*

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Latina, look, ignore it. We all take shots at each other at times, but this idiot serves no purpose other than to be evil. Going off is exactly what the moron wanted.

Wait, idiot, moron, fucken, anyone else picking up on this? Could it be the Dork?

Dork???????

I am at a lose...(loss even)

*Cyan looks at Kittens claws...uhm.... soory... thye look like fun*

 

[Silverlily]

Cyan, it's another board member trying very hard to change his style I think. Certain things always shine through.

 

[R Nitelight]

Latina

I read the original post and I made a little joke that some people found amusing. That people understood the reference only indicates that you have had an impact on this Board.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

O... makes sense....

*Now Can I please have thoughs claws scraping across my back... please....*

 

[pandora]

Looks like i'm going to busy for awhile finding and reading those 30 or 40 posts......oh Latina, if you enjoy it share it and the troll can go to hell. Don't let someone that petty bother you.

 

[Cheyenne]

"Frank would be the husband of Latina. Do a search on her name and check out some of her posts. "

...Sad, just sad! (I mean, the comments are sad, not the sex lives of any BBer).

-- Latina

Sorry, I was trying to explain the reference to the newbie so she wouldn't get frustrated and leave, thinking this site was just a big clique (Laurel's favorite word) with no new people allowed.