just so you know

[perks]

this is me, perky_baby, I've been self-edited.

 

[Angeline]

oh we know ya cute duck! Swim safely through the hurricane now.

 

[perks]

oh we know ya cute duck! Swim safely through the hurricane now.

They're not even predicting rain for us anymore. It's going to be North of us.

It's 78 and there's not a cloud in the sky.

We'll see if it keeps up. The surf is fantastic, though!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Perks! Are you like a full grown ducky now?

 

[darkmaas]

I give up!

We spent weeks putting together a seminar on proper duck gender identification (for the likes of spyke) and you pick this week to go and moult.

 

[perks]

Perks! Are you like a full grown ducky now?

mmm hmmmm, you wanna check just to make sure, sugah?

 

[perks]

Re: I give up!

We spent weeks putting together a seminar on proper duck gender identification (for the likes of spyke) and you pick this week to go and moult.

I'm trying to trip up the riff raff.

 

[Angeline]

I give up!
We spent weeks putting together a seminar on proper duck gender identification (for the likes of spyke) and you pick this week to go and moult.

I think your riff has been raffed. Or your raff riffed. Something. So perks, wanna go surfin?

 

[perks]

I think your riff has been raffed. Or your raff riffed. Something. So perks, wanna go surfin? [/B]

a duck surfing? I would love to see that, however I think just paddling around is best for me.

That way, I won't have to worry about being killed and can check out those fantastic surfers with the perfect skin and hair and my lawd, muscles.

 

[Angeline]

That way, I won't have to worry about being killed and can check out those fantastic surfers with the perfect skin and hair and my lawd, muscles.

Yeah as long as they don't wear those stupid wet suits. Then the only problem is that the waves roll in, not out--you never get to see those cute boys surfing away from you.

 

[ScottishChieftan]

Cute thread. Ya'll are just ducky!

Was gonna try to say something witty and charming.
But, that picture box of Perk is just so disarming.

Then she has to go and talk about paddling.
My mind in the gutter, the thought was addling.

An addled brain and no blood in my head.
I tried for something comical, but got this drivel instead.

No luck with duck, I couldn't find a rhym.
Well, not one I could say and be welcome next time.

I'll leave it at that and leave the rythms to the pros.
I'll sit here and watch pictures of Perk as they come and go.

 

[perks]

Your couplets are silly and often quite trite
however, I'm honored and filled with delight

I have to admit, a girl can be swayed
by poems and attention on the way to get laid

My thanks for the ditty and flattery too
Poems in my honor are between less and few

So if your karma is perfect and you're feeling lucky
You might get a taste of this fabulous ducky.


*laughing*

 

[ScottishChieftan]

Nicely put, gentle young lass.
That reply deserves a pat on the ass.

<smile>

 

[perks]

Nicely put, gentle young lass.
That reply deserves a pat on the ass.

<smile>

A pat on this ass may be quite divine
but I'm interested in sucking at this date and time.

 

[ScottishChieftan]

Sorry, that last comment left me speechless.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

That is how you separate the boys from the men.

 

[perks]

That is how you separate the boys from the men.

*chuckle* or why you switch to women.

 

[ScottishChieftan]

As soon as I have blood, once again above my shoulders, I'll try to think of something fitting to say.

Until then I'll stammer and stutter,
not a coeherent word can I utter.

 

[darkmaas]

The Man or Boy Dilemma

Lauren said:

That is how you separate the boys from the men.

If your object is a Scot
Then it's an open book
You just lift up his wee kiltie
And take a little look.

But your quest may be in vain girl
You may want to just throw up
Cause it's a well known fact, my dear
That men just won't grow up.


duh'maas