Just so you know....

[MADDOG]

I would never have sex with a chicken.

 

[CW]

I would never have sex with a chicken.

Have you been into the spirits cabinet again MD?

And, if you are, pass some around,,,

 

[minx]

I would never have sex with a chicken.

Good to know! Thanks for sharing.

 

[Xander]

I would never have sex with a chicken.

LMAO @ Maddog.
Yo Buddy, have you been inhaling directly from the exhaust pipe, on your new car??

 

[R Nitelight]

MADDOG

I was going to fix you up with a beautiful chicken this weekend. Man, did you blow it....

 

[Sammyjo]

Well, I'm chicken to post a pic...does that mean you won't have sex with me

 

[Earthmuffin]

May I please have some of whatever you've been having Maddog? I've never been tempted by a chicken and I don't want to start now!

 

[Guest]

Ummmmmm....?

I would never have sex with a chicken.

You're breaking the rotation dude. It's "puff puff give"...
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/bandit.gif Ahhhh, now that's the stuff!
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/bandit.gif (Taking one last puff.) Okay, who wants it now?

 

[Bamarose]

LOL

 

[Ezzie]

I would take a hit but

I'm being a good momma to be, I'll just sniff your clothes after you leave, Tiggs. lol

 

[Guest]

Oh Ezzie....

C'mere! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/la.gif I've told you before, and I'll tell you again... My eggs never would have gotten yours pregnant!

 

[Miss_E]

Re: Ummmmmm....?

I would never have sex with a chicken.

You're breaking the rotation dude. It's "puff puff give"...
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/bandit.gif Ahhhh, now that's the stuff!
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/bandit.gif (Taking one last puff.) Okay, who wants it now?

Woohooo... Share, share! Not nice to have fun stuff like that and not share!

But the chicken thing... you are on your own with that one. Sounds like a nightmare gone a'cluckin'.

E

 

[Always]

whoha! what about a sheep?

*goes digging for that old cybergraphix*

 

[Magic Merlin]

LMAO

I would never have sex with a chicken.

So this thought occurred to you when? After the beer or after the new vehicle?

 

[MADDOG]

It just occured to me. I was eating roast chicken one night, and I looked at it, and you know how in cartoons when someone is hungry and the chicken turns into a roast on a dinner plate? Well this was similar. My roast turned into this incredibly sex chicken. So I was looking at her, and she beconed me to come closer with her little wing, and spread her little chicken legs, but I just couldn't go through with it. I mean, it's a chicken you know? But I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so I went down on her, and she tasted REALLY good. I woke up with my head in my dinner. That's when I knew for sure. Me and Chickens: No way.

Except maybe for one of those free range ones. They're hot.

MADDOG

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

And you people compare me to Him... sheesh...

 

[Guest]

And you people compare me to Him... sheesh...

Awww... Poor Cyan, eh? Toke up buddy! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/bandit.gif

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net2/multi.gif UMM let off on the pot for a while !!! Your seeing things at least you didn't have sex with a pink elephant!!http://smilecwm.tripod.com/fk/elf.gif

 

[Never]

Pardon, are you referring to a hen or a cock?
MADDOG, you went down on a bead bird? Doesn't that make you a necrofowliac?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Pardon, are you referring to a hen or a cock?
MADDOG, you went down on a bead bird? Doesn't that make you a necrofowliac?

ROTFLMAO

 

[Shelby]

Shila...

Would this post have been started in the land where ....
"Men are men, and the sheep are scared?"