Just So Sex Stories?

[Shendude]

Anybody 'round here ever hear of Rudyard Kiplings' "Just So Stories"?

They're cute little quasi-fairy tales describing the origins of things like the Leopard's spots, the Camel's hump, and the Elephants trunk. They also includes stories about how things like the alphabet were invented. (link:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_So_Stories)

My thought was that one could come up with some interesting sex versions here. For example:

"How the Domme Got Her Whip", "The First Blowjob", "Why Women Have Tits", etc.

Anyone interested?

 

[sirhugs]

a clever idea, methinks

 

[Shendude]

a clever idea, methinks

I know, that's why I suggested it.

Anybody else have ideas for Just So Sex Stories?

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'm down

I think its an excellent idea. Are we gonna write in Chain story format?

 

[Shendude]

I think its an excellent idea. Are we gonna write in Chain story format?

Erm, I see you're unfamilar with me.

I am incapable of writing, unless I'm doing it as part of an interactive, cuz those are short and I don't really have to do dialogue or sex scenes with them.

The idea here is to inspire others to do this.

 

[Guest]

This thread sparked an idea for me. I wrote a short humor piece on "How Woman Got Boobs". I'll come back with the link when it posts.

Thinking about doing a follow-up and do the "first blow job" and "how woman got a clit" too.

 

[snooper]

This thread sparked an idea for me. I wrote a short humor piece on "How Woman Got Boobs". I'll come back with the link when it posts.

Thinking about doing a follow-up and do the "first blow job" and "how woman got a clit" too.

I assume the title of the "first blow job" is How the bloke got his dangler. http://www.vbaexpress.com/forum/images/smilies/TooFunny.gif

 

[sirhugs]

This thread sparked an idea for me. I wrote a short humor piece on "How Woman Got Boobs". I'll come back with the link when it posts.

Thinking about doing a follow-up and do the "first blow job" and "how woman got a clit" too.

"How Men Got Balls"?

 

[Shendude]

I assume the title of the "first blow job" is How the bloke got his dangler. http://www.vbaexpress.com/forum/images/smilies/TooFunny.gif

Why would you say that?

 

[snooper]

I assume the title of the "first blow job" is How the bloke got his dangler.

Why would you say that?

Well - if blokes originally only had a hole to pee from - oh, go and read How the Elephant Got His Trunk in Kipling's original.

 

[Shendude]

Well - if blokes originally only had a hole to pee from - oh, go and read How the Elephant Got His Trunk in Kipling's original.

Ah.

That sounds vaguely painful actually.

I was thinking more in terms of "How The Alphabet Was Invented" then "The Elephant's Child".

 

[Another_Bad_Girl]

..."Why Women Have Tits"...

I think we all know why women have tits, so you got something to look at when you're talking to them


eh eh


so you got something to look at when you're talking to them


[/petergriffin]

 

[Guest]

It posted.

How Woman Got Boobs

 

[Shendude]

It posted.

How Woman Got Boobs

Not quite what I had in mind, but nonetheless quite enjoyable.