Just saying Hi-

[EridanMan]

Hey Everyone,

I actually came on here almost two years ago, posted a hello thread, and then got distracted with school... I'll try not to do that again (I promise)

I was recently browsing around online and I came back across literotica... I've been lurking on the board for about a month now... and I definitely sense that this is a community that I would be honored to be a part of.

These boards are amazing - it is so great to see a group of people who appreciate all forms of sexuality for its inherant beauty - the 'vibe' I get from on here is absolutely amazing - so supportive and welcoming...

Good job guys

A Bit about me -

I am a 23 year old engaged guy who lives in the Bay Area with my fiancee. I am Silicon Valley software dork, she is a Student who works as an exotic dancer in San Francisco...

Yes, I'm engaged to a stripper... We actually dated long before she started dancing. This has made for some... awkwardness with friends and family alike - especially those guys who cannot seem to understand how I 'tolerate' her work... the simple truth is, I love my little sexy princess (she's 5'1, I'm 6'4) Her profession has put her very much in touch with her inner erotic goddess in a way that has been wonderful for our relationship - and hell, I take a great deal of pride in knowing how desired she is... I feel so unbelievably lucky that a woman of her stature values me enough to come back home at the end of every day... horny, happy, and eager...

No complaints

We've sampled a bit of the 'swing' scene here in the bay... but it really hasn't done much for us... It seems to either all be pathetically shallow and/or rife with manipulation/drama... I guess really it comes down to- I only really enjoy expressing sexuality with people I have actual fondness for- and there seems to be very little of that in the swinging scene... at least in my experience.

Lets see... what else... I am an avid photographer, always looking to expand my portfolio (My fiancee is, unfortunately, awfully shy in front of a lens). nevertheless I have a wonderful modelling shoot of her that I will put up here as soon as I get her permission.

And as far as orientation, Tiff (My Fiancee) is VERY bisexual (we joke that she has more interest in women than I do)... I am bicurious myself... never acted on it (I'm bad enough with having to be fond of female partners, I'd have to _really_ love a guy (and be pretty tipsy) before feeling comfortable there...

But never say never

So yeah - hi I look forward to getting to know more of you - and again, thank you for putting such a wonderful community together

-Scott

 

[marshalt]

So what? You think you're better than me?

 

[rimmy]

So what? You think you're better than me?

we know he's better than you.

Even if it is all a pack of lies.

 

[capricious_chic]

These boards are amazing - it is so great to see a group of people who appreciate all forms of sexuality for its inherant beauty - the 'vibe' I get from on here is absolutely amazing - so supportive and welcoming...

Welcome.

You have been lurking for how long and really came up w/this? Are we talking the site as a whole or the GB?

 

[EridanMan]

Wow... interesting response...

Better/worse is such an arbitrary thing- we are all who we are- comparisons require value-imposed metrics that are almost always meaningless...

Lies? eh... believe what you want... this is the internet. (But I assure you, I'm not particularly creative in that regard... and I'm a terrible liar- can never keep my story straight, so I don't bother trying)

And to say I've 'lurked for a few months' is probably an overstatement, I initially came back a few months ago, and then have since spent a few evenings perusing GD, personals and the pictures forums - enough to get the sense that this seemed to be a pretty nice place.

have I hit a nerve unintentionally?

 

[capricious_chic]

have I hit a nerve unintentionally?

Nah. Some forums are nicer than others.

The tone of the GB can be unpredictable and is rarely known for niceness, but again even that can be unpredictable.

Besides, I said welcome!

Show some bits.

 

[JustSkye]

Welcome back to Lit. Enjoy your stay. Buckle up, it may be a bumpy ride!

 

[Equinoxe]

Hello and welcome to the board.

This probably isn't what you were thinking, but Eridan Man sounds like some variety of hominid skeleton found in the late 19th or early 20th centuries. Like Peking Man, or the fraudlent Piltdown Man. Except I don't think there's a placed named Eridan (Erivan, but no Eridan).

 

[EridanMan]

Hehe...

Yeah- I picked the name a few years ago, I probably wouldn't again.

The name actually comes from Epsilon Eridani - the Closest Stellar Class G star to earth... Hear the name when I was a kid (used to be an astronomy buff) and picked it up...

added the 'Man' in college thinking it was cool...

whoops *smacks forhead*

-Scott

 

[Equinoxe]

I understand.

In my head it's still going to be: "... and the skeleton now known as Eridan Man, found by British scientists in Persia in 1904..." though.

 

[gravyrug]

I understand.

In my head it's still going to be: "... and the skeleton now known as Eridan Man, found by British scientists in Persia in 1904..." though.

How about, "the skeleton of Eridan Man, found when we first reached the Eridani star system. No one knows how it got there, but theories include parallel evolution and 'seeding' by some unknown intelligent race." ?

 

[Equinoxe]

How about, "the skeleton of Eridan Man, found when we first reached the Eridani star system. No one knows how it got there, but theories include parallel evolution and 'seeding' by some unknown intelligent race." ?

I suspect it would get a 10 from the Scientologist judge.

 

[gravyrug]

I suspect it would get a 10 from the Scientologist judge.

But will that get me a bit part in the next Tom Cruise movie?

 

[Equinoxe]

But will that get me a bit part in the next Tom Cruise movie?

A bit part in the next Tom Cruise movie, or down the sliding scale, a major part in a John Travolta one.

 

[gravyrug]

A bit part in the next Tom Cruise movie, or down the sliding scale, a major part in a John Travolta one.

Battlefield Earth II? I'm pretty sure my acting skills are up to that one.