Just say a Quote

[Devilgrl]

RULES: Just say a funny quote or something.....


I SPIT HOT FIRE MAN~Dylan

 

[talikat]

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

 

[WhiteTigerNipples]

"Who cut the cheese?" Anon

 

[Arden]

Sometimes it is better to lose and do the right thing, than to win and do the wrong thing.

Tony Blair

 

[de-valmont]

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. Gore Vidal

 

[Jail]

Still one of my favorites:

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive ~ Sir Walter Scott~

 

[naxalite0906]

"mother.. i come with a gift for you in my diaper, and here's a clue for you.. Its not a toaster"

Stewie Griffin.

 

[Jail]

Idle hands are the devil's tools.

 

[Hellfire75]

Tell the truth and shame the devil (no fucking clue)

 

[de-valmont]

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. Gore Vidal

 

[Ctoago]

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
- Mae West

 

[de-valmont]

Hey hey the month of May, outdoor fucking begins today! Traditional English saying.

 

[Ctoago]

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen

 

[Arden]

Still one of my favorites:

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive ~ Sir Walter Scott~

And yet many feel it's their god-given right to do so. Kinda makes ya wonder...

 

[sir_deess]

I'm so old...

RULES: Just say a funny quote or something.....

I love age jokes and always play with My own advanced age so here goes:

I'M So Old...

...that Old Ladies help Me across the street.

...that when I was complimented on My new alligator shoes it took a moment to reaslise I was barefoot.

...that when I see a miniskirt My pacemaker opens garage doors for blocks around.

...that when My lover asked Me if I wanted to go upstairs and make love, I had to say "Darlin' make up your mind. I can't do both."

...that the last time I bought Viagra I cut each tab in 4 pieces. I don't want it to get hard, I just don't want to pee on My shoes.

*chuckles*.. Enjoy.

 

[talikat]

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- Drew Carey

 

[Arden]

"your love is all I care about baby girl, they just want me for my flogger"

~

 

[Arden]

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

- Vernon Sanders Law

 

[Super Dave]

You must be the change you want to see in the world.
Gahndi

Not all that can be counted is important and not all that is important can be counted. A. Einstein

Repeating a falsehood often will not make it true. Gahndi


Somebody needs to remind Bush of that last one.

 

[leebee42]

"Don't vote, it just encourages them" - Billy Connelly

"The only things certain in live are death and taxes" - Don't know but they were right.

 

[sh24dai]

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
- William Blake, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell