Just Right or the Dirty Old Man gets His

[sirhugs]

Dad is a dirty old man. He keeps asking son "When is one of these girls that visits going o want to cuddle with a dirty old man"

Son, tired of Dad eyeing the girls that visit starts jokingly suggesting various ones to Dad, who keeps saying "too skinny" or "too loud" or "too hyper"....

What happens the day Dad says "Just Right"?

 

[Carnevil9]

What happens the day Dad says "Just Right"?

"Aha! THAT one!"

"Dad, that's your nephew Melvin."

"Well, he's got a purty mouth!"

 

[sirhugs]

"Aha! THAT one!"

"Dad, that's your nephew Melvin."

"Well, he's got a purty mouth!"

Hmmmm... not a direction I expected... except I ought to have guessed it from you.

 

[Carnevil9]

Hmmmm... not a direction I expected... except I ought to have guessed it from you.

I would have gone with, "Dad, that's your Golden Retriever," but I know that sort of shenanigans is frowned upon here at Lit.

 

[sirhugs]

I would have gone with, "Dad, that's your Golden Retriever," but I know that sort of shenanigans is frowned upon here at Lit.

Dad always did have a thing for blondes...