IrezumiKiss
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I know how this works. I just saw the other joke thread tonight and I'm sure some of you have already thought about making a parody version two or three times. Some of you farted these jokes years ago.
Good for you.
They are *whew* to me. I thought a few of them were gassy, but like all fart jokes it all depends on what kind of food you've eaten.
If you have fart jokes to share, poot 'em here if you are so inclined.
Farting in an elevator is simply wrong on so many levels.
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Bill Gates farted in an Apple store. He later commented, "Well it’s hardly my fault they don't have any Windows…”
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A skeleton made a bet, claiming he’s going to fart really loud in a crowded place. But he didn’t in the end. He just didn’t have the guts.
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Q: What is the result of eating refried beans and onions?
A: Tear Gas.
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A man pulls up his car at a red light next to a woman in her car. He opens his windows and glances at the woman. The woman also opens the window and looks at him questioningly. The man smiles and says: “Ah, you too? Gas is a bitch, isn’t it.”
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Totally reliable pick up line: "Wow, did you just fart? Because you totally blew me away."
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Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly farts and the other fly cries, "Hey! I'm trying to eat here!"
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A man farts unintentionally but loudly at a party. Another man looks absolutely scandalized and says, “How dare you fart in front of my sister?!”
The farter looks even more devastated and says, “I’m sorry – I wasn’t aware it was her turn…”
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif
Good for you.
They are *whew* to me. I thought a few of them were gassy, but like all fart jokes it all depends on what kind of food you've eaten.
If you have fart jokes to share, poot 'em here if you are so inclined.
Farting in an elevator is simply wrong on so many levels.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bill Gates farted in an Apple store. He later commented, "Well it’s hardly my fault they don't have any Windows…”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A skeleton made a bet, claiming he’s going to fart really loud in a crowded place. But he didn’t in the end. He just didn’t have the guts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q: What is the result of eating refried beans and onions?
A: Tear Gas.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man pulls up his car at a red light next to a woman in her car. He opens his windows and glances at the woman. The woman also opens the window and looks at him questioningly. The man smiles and says: “Ah, you too? Gas is a bitch, isn’t it.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Totally reliable pick up line: "Wow, did you just fart? Because you totally blew me away."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly farts and the other fly cries, "Hey! I'm trying to eat here!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man farts unintentionally but loudly at a party. Another man looks absolutely scandalized and says, “How dare you fart in front of my sister?!”
The farter looks even more devastated and says, “I’m sorry – I wasn’t aware it was her turn…”
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif
