Just me,

[AusTess]

With a spare half hour and no other way worth killing it.

 

[christophe]

With a spare half hour and no other way worth killing it.

looks as though those hands are doing a damn fine job to me

 

[AusTess]

Yeah.
Well,things are not always as they first appear.



Did ya ever think i may have been scratching a mozzie bite?

 

[christophe]

Yeah.
Well,things are not always as they first appear.



Did ya ever think i may have been scratching a mozzie bite?

well they appear just ...WOW...hey they are good now!


what is a moozie bite?

 

[AusTess]

In a really unfortunate place.

 

[AusTess]

well they appear just ...WOW...hey they are good now!


what is a moozie bite?

I have no idea what a moozie bite is.

A mozzie bite,however,is a bite from a mozzie.

 

[christophe]

well You should have someone kiss it and make it all better!

 

[AusTess]

Fuck no.

I am in no mood to let a man within an inch of me.



I'll stick with scratching,as unladylike as that may appear.

 

[christophe]

no men...*sigh* my dreams are shattered...then again....hmmmmm...leaves alot to the imagination

 

[scylis]

how about an elf? would that be ok?

 

[AusTess]

That aint to say i'm a raving dyke either.


Actually,i'm the furthest thing FROM a dyke.


I actually aint too keen on other women,period.
Straight,bi,lesbo,women aint my thing.
I think they piss me off more than anything.
Simpering,fawning,highstepping like poodles at dog shows.
They'd slobber cept it wouldn't be purty.

There are,however,a few exceptions to this,that i've found on lit.

They shall remain nameless.

 

[AusTess]

An elf?



I'll pass on that,thanks.

 

[Zamdrist]

Superman with tits?

 

[AusTess]

Superman with tits?

Okay,who was the fuckwitt that told you you were funny?

 

[christophe]

indeed...but a fella can still dream cant he?

 

[AusTess]

Go for your life.

Dream away.

But if you gotta imagine me with a chick,imagine me with a chick like Jenna Jameson.

One of us may as well look great in this fantasy of yours.

 

[Zamdrist]

Okay,who was the fuckwitt that told you you were funny?

Why Ginny of course!

 

[AusTess]

Well that 'splains it then dont it?


You better tell her she was wrong.

 

[AusTess]

I'm gonna go slide these long,weary limbs into a steaming hot bath.

I'm gonna grab a bourbon, read a book,listen to music,masturbate and then go out for dinner.


That's the plan anyways.


Play nice.

 

[christophe]

have fun Tess!

 

[Tropism]

Hopefully that will cheer you up some.
Have fun