Just in time...

Thumper

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for the Christmas rush!

http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1357850&a=10116513&p=33872339&Sequence=0
For all those lovely ladies of Literotica.

Now you can enjoy the "Thumper" experience right in the privacy of your own home!

That's Right! No long car trips! No plane trips or boring rides to that backwater town Cinsanity!

Personally designed by the bunnyman himself for your maxxximum enjoyment! That's not a spelling error, that's triple X pleasure!

Guy's, make her holidays hotter with the gift that keeps on giving (just have plenty of batteries on hand...Energizers are recommended..they keep on going and going and going). In fact, buy two! One for the bedroom of course and an extra for the glove compartment of her car. What a great way for relieving road rage or just buzzing down the highway.
(WARNING: Please keep at least one hand on the wheel when driving and please pull over when approaching orgasm! Failure to follow these guidelines may result in embarassment, serious injury, or even death! But what a way to go huh?;))

ORDER YOURS TODAY!!!

Originally posted by Juliangel

Until I can find $60 lying around to replace it. I told my honey he would have to be home more often or replace it soon. He misses it too though, he likes to use it on me.

It's in the mail....;)
 
Nice, but still not as good as the real thing. Darlin', I believe you'd be worth the drive.

Congrats on 1000, what's the title going to be?
 
I think its cute too, but still prefer the warm, cuddly rabbit, no matter how far we have to drive, fly, swim... no matter who we have to rob or kill. Nothing will keep us from our bunny hunny.....
 
Drivin my life away!!!

I have no doubt It'd be worth it to me to drive to Maryland...*getting his Atlas out*

As for a title....I actually have no idea...
 
Re: Drivin my life away!!!

Thumper said:
As for a title....I actually have no idea...

Are you serious?? Ok, I'm declaring a state of emergency (it's easy, pretend to be Buffalo).

I have always liked Bunny God of the Crab Nebulae.
 
HMMMM Bunny God...

That was a DCL reference...talk about validation! Even though he was in no way referring to me, (it was a long serious post on religion and belief systems)

Best ass on Lit??? That would preclude the much nicer ass you have and the others here..

Now if you mean as in "I'm an Ass";) I could say that...
 
Best Bunny Tail on Lit??

Ok, since we're playing guess the thread, how about -

"Get off my trails!"?
 
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