Just in Time for Halloween: Wal-Mart Caskets!

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And urns!

MILWAUKEE — The world's largest retailer wants to keep its customers even after they die. Wal-Mart has started selling caskets on its website at prices that undercut many funeral homes, long the major seller of caskets. The move follows a similar one by discount rival Costco, which also sells caskets on its site.

Wal-Mart (WMT), based in Bentonville, Ark., quietly put up about 15 caskets and dozens of urns on its website last week. Prices range from $999 for models like "Dad Remembered" and "Mom Remembered" steel caskets to the mid-level $1,699 "Executive Privilege." All are less than $2,000, except for the Sienna Bronze Casket, which sells for $3,199. Caskets ship within 48 hours. Federal law requires funeral homes to accept third-party caskets.

The caskets come from Star Legacy Funeral Network, a company based in McHenry, Ill., that sells the same caskets for about the same price — some less — on its site, along with many others. Star Legacy CEO Rick Obadiah said the response in the first week has been better than the company or Wal-Mart expected, though he declined to give specifics. A spokesman for Walmart.com also declined to release sales figures and downplayed the venture. "Several online retailers offer this category on their sites," spokesman Ravi Jariwala wrote in an e-mail. "We are simply conducting a limited beta test to understand customer response."

But Obadiah said it is not simply a test. He said more than 200 Star Legacy products, including pet urns and memorial jewelry, and eventually about two dozen caskets, will be sold at walmart.com. The company also supplies similar types of products to online retailer Overstock.com and urns to CostCo's website.

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[voluptuary_manque]

Bunch of Goths buying them up for beds and flower arrangements?

 

[TE999]

Bunch of Goths buying them up for beds and flower arrangements?

Not to mention all the vampire wannabes.

"Uhhh...uhhhh...Master look good, Master look good in box."

"Thank you, Igor...you impetuous young boy."

 

[3113]

Not to mention all the vampire wannabes.

"Uhhh...uhhhh...Master look good, Master look good in box."

"Thank you, Igor...you impetuous young boy."

Actually it'd go like this:

"Master...coffin not quite sturdy--"
"Shut up, Igor! It was dirt cheap--get it? Dirt...oh, never mind...."

 

[TE999]

Actually it'd go like this:

"Master...coffin not quite sturdy--"
"Shut up, Igor! It was dirt cheap--get it? Dirt...oh, never mind...."

*snerk* Hunchback assistants are notorious for not having a sense of humor.

 

[jm_kaye]

About time they started selling something useful

 

[R. Richard]

Actually, it makes sense. It's a natural service for those who died waiting in the loooong checkout lines.

 

[jayce1066]

I used to work down the street from a discount casket store. I always wanted to walk in there coughing like a fiend & ask "can I bring it back if I get better?"

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I had one in my apartment in College. I built my stereo into it. It was rather nice