Kymberley
I perfected 'BITCHYNESS'
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So good, thought it should be posted again!!
Thanks MoronAlert
Re: Birth of an Idea
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Originally posted by MoronAlert
KidRock1: No one's coming to our shitty ad-popping slow-as-hell site anymore! All that's left are a bunch of retard regulars who never click on the ads. We need to find a way to get people to our site.
SexyThang: We sure do! I'm sick of giving blowjobs on street corners for beer money.
KR1: Me too! What should we do?
ST: We could get rid of the pop-up ads so people would visit more often.
KR1: Screw that! Fuck our users. If they want to see my shitty freehosted site they're gonna have to deal with the pop-up ads. How else will I make that extra 5 cents a month?
ST: Oh yeah, huh. We could buy banner ads on other sites to get people to our site.
KR1: Yeah but I don't want to have to spend any time or money on my shitty board. I am a cheapskate stingy loser leech.
ST: Oh yeah, me too. Hmm. I have an idea! Why don't we find other sites and leech off their users?
KR1: That's a great idea, but how?
ST: We'll invent some lame, stupid feud between us and someone else. We'll start attacking them nonstop with the dumbest insults we can think of. Then we'll go to other sites and make dumb posts about our stupid feud. Everyone will be so amazed at our stupidity that they'll have to visit our lame site at least once!
KR1: That's perfect! We can start calling someone else a leech, and at the same time we can leech off other peoples sites!
KR1 & ST (chanting): Spam, spam, spam, spam....
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Thanks MoronAlert
Re: Birth of an Idea
quote:
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Originally posted by MoronAlert
KidRock1: No one's coming to our shitty ad-popping slow-as-hell site anymore! All that's left are a bunch of retard regulars who never click on the ads. We need to find a way to get people to our site.
SexyThang: We sure do! I'm sick of giving blowjobs on street corners for beer money.
KR1: Me too! What should we do?
ST: We could get rid of the pop-up ads so people would visit more often.
KR1: Screw that! Fuck our users. If they want to see my shitty freehosted site they're gonna have to deal with the pop-up ads. How else will I make that extra 5 cents a month?
ST: Oh yeah, huh. We could buy banner ads on other sites to get people to our site.
KR1: Yeah but I don't want to have to spend any time or money on my shitty board. I am a cheapskate stingy loser leech.
ST: Oh yeah, me too. Hmm. I have an idea! Why don't we find other sites and leech off their users?
KR1: That's a great idea, but how?
ST: We'll invent some lame, stupid feud between us and someone else. We'll start attacking them nonstop with the dumbest insults we can think of. Then we'll go to other sites and make dumb posts about our stupid feud. Everyone will be so amazed at our stupidity that they'll have to visit our lame site at least once!
KR1: That's perfect! We can start calling someone else a leech, and at the same time we can leech off other peoples sites!
KR1 & ST (chanting): Spam, spam, spam, spam....
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