Just had a medical

[Jackoffking]

My doc confirms I am picture of health. He also confirmed what many of you guys knew for years, that smoking increases life expectancy by around 25 averagely. So the scaremongering is to keep the population down. But I'm guessing most of you guys knew that already man. Sadly he did not agree that my KFC diet contributed to my amazing health saying it had a negligible effect, for whatever the fuck that means. I'm trying get up to 100 cigs a day, that's why been trying for new supplier man. Good health.

Jack

 

[Amy_K]

My doc confirms I am picture of health. He also confirmed what many of you guys knew for years, that smoking increases life expectancy by around 25 averagely. So the scaremongering is to keep the population down. But I'm guessing most of you guys knew that already man. Sadly he did not agree that my KFC diet contributed to my amazing health saying it had a negligible effect, for whatever the fuck that means. I'm trying get up to 100 cigs a day, that's why been trying for new supplier man. Good health.

Jack

Instead of cigarettes, try car exhaust.

 

[Aphro]

Knock yourself out...
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[Jackoffking]

Fact is dead people don't smoke. Think about that man.

Jack

 

[Amy_K]

Fact is dead people don't smoke. Think about that man.

Jack

Not after the firetrucks arrive.

 

[Jackoffking]

Not after the firetrucks arrive.

Oh yeah, that's true.

Jack

 

[Mockingjay]

Some unknown creatures are smoking beneath the volcanoes. Perhaps you should meet 'em.

 

[Que]

I think you may be onto something. All that scaremongering about AIDS in the 80s was just to stop us all from having healthy, unprotected, sex!

Have you thought about adding some unprotected anal sex into your health regimen?

 

[Garnate]

Maybe if you have the kind of doctor who would tell a 340 lb man that they're the picture of health, you should find one that doesn't work out of a van. Which you should look into since you're very, very real and not at all fake. At all.