Just found out...ther's a porn star named Shelby

[Shelby]

Ick.

I didn't know, and burst forth with all the disclaimer type small print.

She was swinging around a pole in a magazine I saw today. Nice

 

[Shelby]

Damn spelling errors you can't change.

There's. There's. There's.

 

[Guest]

 

[Shelby]

As I really do try to be a supportive, caring, upstanding type of person....instead of saying "Fuck Off Asshole," I thank you for your input. And may I remember to thank my mother for naming me after the Porn Star.

Thank you for your insight, and for reminding me to always have a good ol' chuckle with my mother.

Aren't you wise.

Shelby (not the porn star, the other one.)