Just for non-poetic fun...........

[Guest]

Follow the instructions to find your new name.. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizzard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j =monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
> = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

 

[BooMerengue]

Snooty Chicken-Fanny

Yikes!!

 

[Angeline]

Snooty Chicken-Fanny

Yikes!!

Ya think?

Try Snickle Gorilla-Fanny.

I'm not sure I like this game, Goober.

 

[Guest]

Ya think?

Try Snickle Gorilla-Fanny.

I'm not sure I like this game, Goober.

You and my hubbie both - he's Cheesey Rhino Sniffer.

 

[Christina O. Leigh]

snooty giggle fanny

Oh, that's funny. If I put this in my sig. line, it would SO make sense. LOL!

 

[BooMerengue]

all these fannies- are we starting a trend?

 

[Guest]

I screwed mine up - I'm really Dorfus Rhino Lips....I like my alias better.

 

[Angeline]

You and my hubbie both - he's Cheesey Rhino Sniffer.

Hahahahaha!

eagleyez is Dorfus Farkle Face.

 

[wildsweetone]

Dorfus Chuckle-hump

actually, there's a little truth in there... i do like to chuckle/giggle at certain times.

okay, you didn't need to know that.

 

[Rybka]

Dorfus Frickentush

 

[Guest]

Hahahahaha!

eagleyez is Dorfus Farkle Face.

Does he know yet?

 

[The_Fool]

Dorfus Frickentush

Hey brother!

Sleezy Frickentush here......

 

[darkmaas]

Sneezy Hubbleshorts at your service. Hey Sleezy ol' chum, I am thinkin' it's your round. Make mine a Dubbleshort.

Feast your eyes on that Ms. Gorilla-Fanny over there! <Snort>

 

[Guest]

Hey brother!

Sleezy Frickentush here......

We are family
I got all my sisters and my brothers with me
We are family
Get up ev'rybody and sing

Ev'ryone can see we're together
As we walk on by
and we fly just like birds of a feather
I won't tell no lie
all of the people around us they say
Can they be that close
Just let me state for the record
We're giving love in a family dose



Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights
high hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight
no we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong
This is our family Jewel

 

[Angeline]

Does he know yet?

He does now. I think he likes it.

 

[Angeline]

Sneezy Hubbleshorts at your service. Hey Sleezy ol' chum, I am thinkin' it's your round. Make mine a Dubbleshort.

Feast your eyes on that Ms. Gorilla-Fanny over there! <Snort>

I think this game needs new rules. Especially for the middle name, Sneezy.

 

[BooMerengue]

Dorfus Frickentush

I told y'all he had a Fricken (awesome) Tush!!

*fallin over laughin in wicked glee- Oooooh! He's gonna kill me!!!

 

[annaswirls]

Hang on, Sloopy Dippin-lips hang on!

 

[WickedEve]

Hang on, Sloopy Dippin-lips hang on!

I think we're related. I'm Sloopy DippinDunkin. I was hoping for a butt name.

 

[Scott N. Leavitt]

Idon't like
Fluffy Chicken-butt
but my sis is
Dorky Waffle-butt

 

[annaswirls]

I think we're related. I'm Sloopy DippinDunkin. I was hoping for a butt name.

I think Dippin Dunkin might be butt oriented.

Try your maiden name. I figure that is the one I came with

 

[annaswirls]

I think we're related. I'm Sloopy DippinDunkin. I was hoping for a butt name.

wait a minute, with my married name I am Sloopy DippinDunkin. That is weird.

 

[WickedEve]

wait a minute, with my married name I am Sloopy DippinDunkin. That is weird.

I'm scared.
Using my married name (which I'm still stuck with) I get humperdinck on the end. At least there's humping there.

 

[champagne1982]

There are sure a lot of Dorfusian schmucks around here...

Running from the Asian Bird Flu cullers --

I'm Dorfus Chicken-butt.

 

[Christina O. Leigh]

I'm Dorfus Chicken-butt.

That has a nice ring to it. You do know that, don't you?