Just for Nasty

[Shy Tall Guy]

Your fave Fat Bastard (and others) quotes from Austin Powers - The Spy who Shagged me:

"First thing's first! Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head pokin' out."

"I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Oh...it's squinchy!"

"I've got bigger chunks of corn in me crap"

Austin: "This coffee smells like shit!"
Basil: "It IS shit, Austin!"
Austin: "Oh good, then it's not just me. [SIP, PAUSE] It's a bit nutty."

"Oh my God! Fat Bastard left a floater! In the name of all things sacred,that is the most foul smelling thing ever!"

 

[nasty]

I appreciate your intentions, but tht actually turned me off. Fat Bastard. OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Now, if that someone could have been switched around to Felicity Shagwell.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I appreciate your intentions, but tht actually turned me off. Fat Bastard. OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Now, if that someone could have been switched around to Felicity Shagwell.

Ohh - so you have limits for your predilictions?

Okay - then here is one:

Austin: "Why don't we shag."
Vanessa: "Again?"
Austin: "Sure, baby! We're only up to chapter eleven in the Karma Sutra. Doncha wanna try the 'Wheel Barrow' or the 'Praying Donkey' or 'The Chinese Shag Swing?"

 

[nasty]

I have limits. I can't just watch ANYONE shit. They have to be REMOTELY good looking.

 

[Starfish]

LOL!

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!!!

 

[nasty]

I want my babyback...babyback...babyback ribs.

 

[chanaud]

Butting in........

ok I'm not Nasty ( I can be) but I couldn't resist butting in.....


Spitz or Swallowz???