Just for fun, in the spirit of off topic threads...

[Bianca_Sommerland]

What do you think would be some truly ridiculous things to put on the taboo list?

Here's my list...

Bush (unless refering to shaving, waxing or eating)

Bunnies (unless used strickly to refer to screwing like)

Movies where people are fully clothed.

Food (unless used for titilation)

Math (unless in referance to how many people can fit into a king sized bed or on top of a table before it collapses)

Family (unless you plan to confess details of the seduction of a particular familly member)

Obama (unless you have, or plan to have, sex with him. For claims to having had sex with him pictures must be provided for proof)

Anything that can be deemed as insulting to anyone (which may be tricky, but thankfully there is a way around this. If you can prove the one you are insulting is your sub, and has formerly agreed to whatever form of abuse you deem necessary, then it will be permitted. However a signed waiver must be supplied)

Please note, list may change at any time without notice. Rules will be added and removed on a whim. Special favors may be offered to the moderator if you would like your taboo topic overlooked. The mod has a thing for feet and hairy backs.

 

[JamesSD]

Time to start working on a story that incorporates all those elements!

 

[Liar]

Time to start working on a story that incorporates all those elements!

Don't. The universe just might implode.

 

[lance gt]

Anything Canadian, cuz it pisses everyone off how sexually free and happy we are up here.
Word Games, unless you get to use every dirty word you can think of.
Religion, except when the characters praise God and sonny Jesus for the great orgasms they're having.
Science, except when they talk about sex stats telling us who fucks more and who's better.
Animals, unless you act like one during sex

 

[Recidiva]

Nobody must discuss cilantro. It is holy.

 

[lance gt]

Nobody must discuss cilantro. It is holy.

But then it would end up coming under religion and get banned

 

[Recidiva]

But then it would end up coming under religion and get banned

Well...damn.

 

[lance gt]

Well...damn.

you'll have to put it in an acceptable category under an assumed name. Maybe use the cilantro protection program.

 

[Recidiva]

you'll have to put it in an acceptable category under an assumed name. Maybe use the cilantro protection program.

*snort*

Under an assumed name next to the Paprikas. *whispers* Hungarian mob.

 

[lance gt]

*snort*

Under an assumed name next to the Paprikas. *whispers* Hungarian mob.

You could sneak it in posing as parsley and hope no one notices

 

[Recidiva]

You could sneak it in posing as parsley and hope no one notices

I'm actually anti-parsley. There's very little benefit to the herb except that it almost never dies so you don't have to buy some every week...like cilantro.

Might as well use lawn clippings. Bleah.

That's right, I said it, I'm fucking anti-parsley. *sound of bottle breaking and sharp pointy bits presented outward in a culinarily threatening manner*

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Parsley is food. Not allowed. Sneak it under the skirts of your sexy aunt

 

[Recidiva]

Parsley is food. Not allowed. Sneak it under the skirts of your sexy aunt

Oh God. I've just lost my appetite. I flashed to an unsexy aunt.

Shit. I just said God.

Damn. I just swore.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I like to keep and dry my carrot tops, and also look for the badly-trimmed celery bunches to save and dry those leaves. Dried celery leaf is wonderfully aromatic!

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Oh God. I've just lost my appetite. I flashed to an unsexy aunt.

Shit. I just said God.

Damn. I just swore.

Swearing is allowed...unless someone else banned it?

Just pretend you said god because lance was sucking on your...toe

 

[Recidiva]

Swearing is allowed...unless someone else banned it?

Just pretend you said god because lance was sucking on your...toe

Now I just flashed to explaining that bit to my husband.

Worse than the aunt.

You're on a roll.

 

[JackLuis]

Would a Bush bunny screwing Obama be banned?

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Now I just flashed to explaining that bit to my husband.

Worse than the aunt.

You're on a roll.

Shall I write all the rest of what you've been doing in a different color?

Tell hubby I said Hi!

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Would a Bush bunny screwing Obama be banned?

No. Just need pictures

 

[Recidiva]

Would a Bush bunny screwing Obama be banned?

Is it a racist bunny?

 

[Recidiva]

Shall I write all the rest of what you've been doing in a different color?

Tell hubby I said Hi!

I'll let him know you said Hi and give him an entirely inappropriate greeting involving rubbing and such. When he wakes up.

 

[lance gt]

Is it a racist bunny?

if your husband asks why I was sucking your toe, just say I was kissing it better, because you stubbed it when you were kicking the shitty parsley box away. It'll be up to you to explain why the kiss marks lead all the way up your leg.

 

[Recidiva]

if your husband asks why I was sucking your toe, just say I was kissing it better, because you stubbed it when you were kicking the shitty parsley box away. It'll be up to you to explain why the kiss marks lead all the way up your leg.

Well, if it has to do with parsley aversion and abuse, of course he'll understand.

He knows what I like.

 

[lance gt]

Well, if it has to do with parsley aversion and abuse, of course he'll understand.

He knows what I like.

And what is it you like the most?

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

I'll let him know you said Hi and give him an entirely inappropriate greeting involving rubbing and such. When he wakes up.

Perfect...But while he's sleeping...

BTW...it's cool that he understands your parsley aversion.