Just Curious

[WhiteTigerNipples]

If you could suck your own cock, would you? Might make an interesting story.

 

[bisexplicit]

Check the "toys and masturbation" section, there have been some stories on that.

 

[Bumpme]

If you could suck your own cock, would you? Might make an interesting story.

Wish I had a story for that...but if I could...I would be too busy to write a story..

 

[zukethecuke]

"'We're preparing to land; please secure your trays and put your seats in the full forward position.'

Full forward position!?! Is she fucking joking? If I could put my seat in the full forward position I wouldn't be on this airplane, I'd be a porn star!!!"

--George Carlin

 

[WhiteTigerNipples]

If you could suck your own cock, would you? Might make an interesting story.

If I were limber enough, I sure know what I would do with my pussy.

 

[Texguy84]

If you could suck your own cock, would you? Might make an interesting story.

If I could suck my own cock, I'd probably never leave my bedroom.

 

[sba]

Lol

Why not have a girlfriend who when sucks you off,you wouldn't be able to leave the bedroom?
If i had a cock i would never ask my girlfriend to suck it,rather i wait for her to do it without me asking,as i do now when he least expects it!
Anyone here keep the sperm in their mouth to show their boyfriend?or am i too dirty?

 

[AlienHunter]

Gee, I can almost do that already ... My dick,'s just about long enough to reach my mouth but I'm only missing an inch to succeed

 

[Texguy84]

Why not have a girlfriend who when sucks you off,you wouldn't be able to leave the bedroom?
If i had a cock i would never ask my girlfriend to suck it,rather i wait for her to do it without me asking,as i do now when he least expects it!
Anyone here keep the sperm in their mouth to show their boyfriend?or am i too dirty?

Well, if I had a girlfriend like you, sucking my own cock would never become a concern, now would it?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

If you could suck your own cock, would you?

No cock here, so I guess my answer is "no". Might make a good story? Is this a story idea or just a "chat" thread?

 

[WhiteTigerNipples]

No cock here, so I guess my answer is "no". Might make a good story? Is this a story idea or just a "chat" thread?

I don't like chat threads. Since I don't have a cock either, I thought it would be interesting for some of the men to write about their thoughts or experiences on the topic and possibly someone might be inspired to write about it. I actually saw a man doing it on a crowded nude beach south of Devil's slide near Pacifica, California on Labor Day a number of years ago. He was obviously extremely limber and amazingly well endowed. It was both hot and disturbing at the same time. My fascination at watching it was tempered by the fact that there were dozens of children there in addition to the hundreds of adults.

Love your tits. Eve.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Love your tits. Eve.

Thanks.

 

[Super Dave]

Why not have a girlfriend who when sucks you off,you wouldn't be able to leave the bedroom?
If i had a cock i would never ask my girlfriend to suck it,rather i wait for her to do it without me asking,as i do now when he least expects it!
Anyone here keep the sperm in their mouth to show their boyfriend?or am i too dirty?

This is so hot! I dated a girl for a while who would go down on me or give me a hand job while I was on the phone. Even if it was my mother. I loved it!

 

[Super Dave]

nipples

If I were limber enough, I sure know what I would do with my pussy.

I think I'm in love. And I know that I love your nipples, Tiger.

 

[hyulhyulhyul]

I think I'm in love. And I know that I love your nipples, Tiger.

Perhaps a PM would be a better way for you to drool over her nips.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Yeah, if you're not posting about a STORY IDEA, save it for PMs. rofl

 

[WhiteTigerNipples]

If you could suck your own cock, would you? Might make an interesting story.

Just bumping it for one more shot at some interesting responses.

 

[Baghdaddy]

Ok...I'll Try

First off..allegedly there was some rock or porn star some years back that had several of his lower ribs removed; and with a sufficiently long cock he was able to suck it himself. Now I'm sure that kept him busy on othewise dateless Saturday nights, but it's probaly not worth the inability to carry the groceries in from the mini-van.

That being said, no, I am not feeling unfulfilled as a man because I can't suck my own cock. When it gets hard, I slather a generous portion of astrolube on it and close my eyes, and the thing becomes convinced it's in a pussy. Darndest thing, it shoots cum. I'm so amazed I keep doing that over and over - what's the definition of insanity..? Doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result.

Back to cock-sucking. Ladies, the point is we find the sight of YOUR lips engulfing OUR cocks to be pleasurable. We find the sight of YOUR breasts to be arousing - particularly when we're seeing them with our own eyes and when we realized they're attached to the objects of our desires - you.

Story. Now if we want to have an interesting story about someone with truly amazing contorsional abilities...sure, we could push that thread forwards. Maybe have a guy who's so long he can fuck his own asshole? That'd be interesting. Not much of a plot though, "John woke up horny, and realizing Amy was in Chicago for the week, greased up his ass and fucked himself. Then he shaved, and went to work at the greeting card company."