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[curiousman123]

even more drunk not serious.

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Well here I sit One four finger glass of really good scotch, and five beers later.

oh how I missed you gentle reader. and though my face feels the wieght of inibrihation i must ask my questions anyway.

BUT first the disclairmer

#1 I have an insanely dry sense of humor....please don't take me seirously, unless I offer to make babies with you, in that i am totally serious.

#2 I am a drunk dylexic.......those of you who take things like grammar and spelling seriously..should not even be reading this.
#3. I hate Mars.....we spend way to much time thinking about marshins
#4. I had a cigar on top of my beer, which means I smell like a man (take that as you will)

QUESTIONS.
why is it that in my inibriated state I come to write for you gentle readers?

where the hell did I put my toothbrush?
why do monkeys instill so much awe and fear.
is miller light better than bud?
why does a highland scotch affect me more than an islay
why am I drawn to THO? it might simply be cold out....tough if you gentle reader where to offer a pic I couldn't refuse.
why when left alone for any lenght of time do I shave something?

if you find me funny and engaging you should pm me or yahoo me.....

 

[Asenah]

some answers

i might have a few answers:

Q: why is it that in my inibriated state I come to write for you gentle readers?
A: Alcohol bolsters our confidence and gives us the delusion that people care what we have to say, seeing as how incredibly witty and charming we are.

Q: where the hell did I put my toothbrush?
A: It's in the shower.

Q: why do monkeys instill so much awe and fear.
A: God complex. We see ourselves as infinitely superior to the rest of nature. We cannot deal with the possibility that that we may have evolved from a creature that finds glee in flinging poo across a room. However, we cannot deny the fact that they are eerily like us. Therefore, they inspire both awe and fear.

Q: is miller light better than bud?
A: Neither is better. They are both just cheap beer.

Q: why does a highland scotch affect me more than an islay
A: It doesn't. It is all in your head.

Q: why am I drawn to THO? it might simply be cold out....tough if you gentle reader where to offer a pic I couldn't refuse.
A: Unfortunately, I must admit my ignorance. I do not know what THO is, and therefore can offer no snarky response to this question.

Q: why when left alone for any lenght of time do I shave something?
A: I assume you are trying to put more distance between you and those monkey ancestors of yours. Unless, of course, you mean that you shave something other than yourself. In that case, I must wonder how many things you have in your possession that are hairy enough to shave?

 

[VIPER2121]

nice

Wonder if she is does Term papers?

 

[avvikande]

lol ... I'm amused, term papers. heh.

Mind you, no one ever said that I wasn't easily amused.

 

[VIPER2121]

hi

Well hello there Friend!

xxoxo Will

 

[avvikande]

I'm PM'ing you while you're posting ... and vice versa

... makes ya wonder what kind of trouble we could be if we managed to do it all at the same time eh?

Will you Will?

 

[VIPER2121]

hmm

well are we 2 sides of the same coin!

xoxox WIll

 

[curiousman123]

clearly this is what happesn when you give up on a thread. Some one finds it and offers to do your homework for you, and you bloody miss it.....................

I'm so ashamed of my unfaithfulness and apathy... I'm just going to get drunk and wallo in self pity................ OR laugh and enjoy that everyone else is laughing and enjoying...

Though I do feel obligated to explain THO..............simply it is erect nipples that can be observed in clothing............... Clearly THO is a regional adolecent boy thing. MY bad.

also my bad. Monkeys. I really didn't mean to bash monkeys. They just scare me sometimes and I learned why today....... they trade sex for food......... GOD I WANT THAT. the ablility to walk up to a woman give her a sandwich, and then SHE has sex with you, puts a whole new spin on dinner and a movie.

 

[Asenah]

apathy

Yes, Curious, your apathy sickens me. However, responding to your threads makes me smile. So here goes: first, visable nips thru clothing are mesmerizing to us all. Second: let us consider a food for sex barter system. I would assume there would have to still be some sort of tiered payment system. I mean, surely a "sandwich" would not be the standard currency. For example, I'm a bit of a snot as well as an insatiable carnivore. Therefore, I think I'd hold out for the steak (no innuendo intended). And not the Taco Bell steak soft taco either. We're talking Chateaubriand (medium rare). But as I said, I'm a bit of a snot. Going back to my original point: there would have to be an entire range of acceptable/unacceptable foods depending on the persons/situation involved including, but certainly not limited to Skittles.

 

[kyrie1595]

I have to admit, this post and the clever replies, made me laugh.