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matto123 said:
Who do you think gets fucked hardest by their boyfriend and why
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They're both lovely women and fabulous surfers, but truthfully when I fantasize about someone, it's rarely their boyfriends that I'm putting in the picture with them. Their boyfriends are Not Invited.

So I'm curious: why do you care, and what's your answer? Who even are their boyfriends? Can you back your conclusion up with stats (relative heights, likely angles, past martial arts training, past records of the respective boyfriends saying "Bro, I totes fuck my girlfriend waaaaay harder than you fuck your girlfriend" and then the other saying "No way bro, I throw it to my girlfriend like a fuckin' SCUD missile bro" and which was more convincing by the judgement of an independent panel of social anthropologists specializing in the structuralist analysis of bro discourse while of course compensating for historical contingencies, political situation, wind direction, misdirection, One Direction, and the migratory patterns of the Hawaiian koi fish in the particular year in question, not to mention of course the potential alignments of any relevant planets in the star charts respectively of the girlfriends and question and then of the boyfriends in question in particular as regards the likelihood of one of the boyfriends to look at the other boyfriend and experience a sudden moment of awkward sexual tension in which they discover that the whole time they were talking about fucking each other's girlfriends, it was in fact a whole different configuration of bodies and orifices that they really had in mind, but of course that's not the sort of thing you can admit out loud although each one will have had particular strategies for changing the subject rapidly thereafter to either a) which beer is better, Budweiser or Sam Addams, or b) who's hotter, Rosario Dawson or Eva Mendes, and if b) promptly getting into a fistfight over who would fuck Eva Mendes harder)? Inquiring minds, bro.
 
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You obviously are not old enough to be on an adult site. Everything you know about sex from watching porn is wrong. How "hard" one fucks has nothing at all to do with a woman's attractiveness but rather it has to do with how you and your partner prefer it. Even woman to woman it varies as you read her responses. If Heather Locklear likes it slow and gentle, I can dial it back a bit. If Cheryl Tiegs didn't have a photo shoot coming up and wanted it a little rough I am down for leaving some bruises.

CyranoJ said:
They're both lovely women and fabulous surfers, but truthfully when I fantasize about someone, it's rarely their boyfriends that I'm putting in the picture with them. Their boyfriends are Not Invited.

So I'm curious: why do you care, and what's your answer? Who even are their boyfriends? Can you back your conclusion up with stats (relative heights, likely angles, past martial arts training, past records of the respective boyfriends saying "Bro, I totes fuck my girlfriend waaaaay harder than you fuck your girlfriend" and then the other saying "No way bro, I throw it to my girlfriend like a fuckin' SCUD missile bro" and which was more convincing by the judgement of an independent panel of social anthropologists specializing in the structuralist analysis of bro discourse while of course compensating for historical contingencies, political situation, wind direction, misdirection, One Direction, and the migratory patterns of the Hawaiian koi fish in the particular year in question, not to mention of course the potential alignments of any relevant planets in the star charts respectively of the girlfriends and question and then of the boyfriends in question in particular as regards the likelihood of one of the boyfriends to look at the other boyfriend and experience a sudden moment of awkward sexual tension in which they discover that the whole time they were talking about fucking each other's girlfriends, it was in fact a whole different configuration of bodies and orifices that they really had in mind, but of course that's not the sort of thing you can admit out loud although each one will have had particular strategies for changing the subject rapidly thereafter to either a) which beer is better, Budweiser or Sam Addams, or b) who's hotter, Rosario Dawson or Eva Mendes, and if b) promptly getting into a fistfight over who would fuck Eva Mendes harder)? Inquiring minds, bro.
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Love the thoroughness of your analysis of the relevant variables.
 
lovecraft68 said:
Does this sound like a Mike Yates thread to anyone else?
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No, because he didn't ask which one would be more pissed off by a persistent stalker and whether we think there are pictures of their vaginas and anuses out there.

I was bemused by Yate's fascinations until I realized he wanted the girls to be upset by his obsession.
 
Conager said:
No, because he didn't ask which one would be more pissed off by a persistent stalker and whether we think there are pictures of their vaginas and anuses out there.

I was bemused by Yate's fascinations until I realized he wanted the girls to be upset by his obsession.
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You're right....on all accounts, that Heathyr stuff went from funny to creepy pretty damn quick.
 
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