just a little thought running through licky's head..

[lickerish]

Ok, my story has been out for a little while now.. and I've received a handful of email feedback. But everytime one is like this:

Ur Story Made My Cock So Hard,I Was Soo Turned On I Even Got Sum Toys Out/Thanx

I can't help but laugh.

Or the ones that are open invitations to cybering.. just cuz I used the word 'pussy' or 'cock', doesn't automatically mean I'm into cybering. Maybe I'm just sensitive.. the world is full of pervs in their own erotic way.

Laugh Out Loud.




Hi every/any one. *waving*

 

[Bob Peale]

... just cuz I used the word 'pussy' or 'cock', doesn't automatically mean I'm into cybering.

sure it does. you just didn't read the fine print

 

[Summery]

I just got an email today, Literotica Feedback:
It said I really like your profile, can you send me pics of yourself in lingerie. Never once made any mention of my poems. I guess you have to take the good with the bad.

 

[lickerish]

hardy har har.

No, really.




Hello Bob Peale, haven't seen you around in a while.. glad to see you back

 

[MissTaken]

Oh, geesh!

Feedback like that makes you wonder if the reader can actually read!

 

[lickerish]

Hi Summery,

You never wrote back, so can I have some pics of you in lingerie?

kidding.

but I like your poems.

 

[naudiz]

Go easy on these guys. They're typing with one hand after all.

 

[Bob Peale]

Go easy on these guys. They're typing with one hand after all.

and the damn keys are all sticky!

 

[MissTaken]

The nicest feedback I received said only that he loved my stories and wanted to share emails.


Errrr I have no stories.

 

[lickerish]

lol... ya think so?

One of them from a 'female names' address, said she was like 21, beautiful, etc. And she wanted to know about me.. and to send a pic.

But the way she wrote it, it just sounded like a dirty old man behind the mask.

 

[Kelly_Liscious]

Ur Story Made My Cock So Hard,I Was Soo Turned On I Even Got Sum Toys Out/Thanx

Okay ... straight out that just made me laugh out loud.
I think I scared the cat and dog , they are looking at me funny!

 

[Starfish]

U give me would.

U r purty.

I'd like to fuk u hard with my hard would.

 

[lickerish]

oh yeah.. naudiz, look at this tho... the dude I quoted couldn't have been typing with one hand.. he capitalized every word! too time consuming! lol

me too kelly, my kids were looking at me all weird

 

[Summery]

Hi Summery,

You never wrote back, so can I have some pics of you in lingerie?

kidding.

but I like your poems.

If you wanted pictures, there's other ways to ask me.

And, thank you.

 

[lickerish]

U give me would.

U r purty.

I'd like to fuk u hard with my hard would.

oooh baby, you know I like it when you talk like that. I want U 2 fuk me hard wit UR hard would.

 

[Starfish]

If I could get my hands on U, I wood fuck your titties and then eat ur beaver till U cum and then I wood fuck you with my hard, woulddy dik.

 

[naudiz]

oh yeah.. naudiz, look at this tho... the dude I quoted couldn't have been typing with one hand.. he capitalized every word! too time consuming! lol

What makes you think he was using his hands?

*unf unf unf* Aw, yeah.

 

[freakygirl]

I just got an email today, Literotica Feedback:
It said I really like your profile, can you send me pics of yourself in lingerie. Never once made any mention of my poems. I guess you have to take the good with the bad.

I got this same "feedback email" except he wanted me to pretend I was his aunt and wave my fat ass in his face (I guess this is his real life fantasy)

Funniest thing is... I don't have any poems or stories here..

 

[naudiz]

All this talk makes me want to sit down and crank out a story to submit. I keep meaning to do that...

 

[just pet]

washboardabs
Virgin
Registered: May 2002
Posts: 0


nice ass
hey baby, i'd love to stick my throbbing meat in ur ass, get back to me if your naughty

I just received this PM. So I graciously thanked him, reminded him that I am not interested in a submissive (i'd), especially one that is a virgin, corrected his grammar and spelling and wished him well finding his ass.

Haven't heard a reply yet...

 

[CarolineOh]

Ok, my story has been out for a little while now.. and I've received a handful of email feedback. But everytime one is like this:



I can't help but laugh.

Or the ones that are open invitations to cybering.. just cuz I used the word 'pussy' or 'cock', doesn't automatically mean I'm into cybering. Maybe I'm just sensitive.. the world is full of pervs in their own erotic way.

Laugh Out Loud.




Hi every/any one. *waving*

Yeah, I've gotten my share of those, but every once in a while someone tells you how they read your story aloud to their partner, or that it reminded them of someone they loved or something, and it makes it all feel so worth it.

 

[april-wine]

I just got an email today, Literotica Feedback:
It said I really like your profile, can you send me pics of yourself in lingerie. Never once made any mention of my poems. I guess you have to take the good with the bad.

Sorry Summery next time I will mention your poems.......

 

[lickerish]

Totally CarolineOh.. I had this one from a guy who said he read it and liked it so much that he made his wife read it, and she said it sounded like something she would write herself..

That was a neat compliment.

 

[JazzManJim]

lickerish, let me just use this space to say that you may well be the cutest thing on two feet.

That is all.

(Hey..at least I cleaned up my spelling!!)

 

[Summery]

Sorry Summery next time I will mention your poems.......

I knew it!
You are supposed to make requests via PM's