Just a joke. One of my favorites, but just a joke.

[riff]

So you see, this senior citzen couple decides to get married. The do the deed and their wedding night has come and they get a room in a really nice swank hotel. The old groom begins to remove the bra of his new bride.

"Be gentle with me," she says, "I have acute angina"

"I sure hope so, baby," he responds as her breasts are revealed, "because these titties look like shit!"


hehehehehehhehehehe

 

[riff]

har har hardee har harr

 

[lovetoread]

Oh gawd.

 

[Guest]

Hehehehe

 

[Ginny]

you are adorable, riff.....and that av....yowza wowza....hottttt....too bad you can't find an animated gif...with a thick wet cock sliding in and out of "chasey"......

 

[riff]

you are adorable, riff.....and that av....yowza wowza....hottttt....too bad you can't find an animated gif...with a thick wet cock sliding in and out of "chasey"......

funny you should mention it. I am on the verge of changing av's, avatart that I am...

 

[Ginny]

you shameless lil avatart you.....

 

[unclej]

flashing the double peace sign and using my best nixon impersonation..."i am not a thread hijacker"..that being said here's my favorite for the last couple of weeks...


two rednecks, billybob and bubba, decide to better their station in life by going to college...they both have an appointment with the dean of admissions and billybob goes in first leaving bubba in the hallway...

after a series of question the dean says to billybob, "i think this first semester you should take english, history, math and logic".

billybob asks, "what's logic?". the professor says, "let me give you an example. do you own a weedeater?". billybob says, "why, i sure do". the professor then states, "logic says that if you have a weedeater then you have a lawn." billybob nods his head in agreement. "and if you have a lawn it follows that you have a house." "why, by golly you're right." "and since a house and lawn are a lot of work you're most likely married." billy bob says, "well kiss my grits..i like this logic stuff". then the dean says if you're married then logic tells me that you're a heterosexual." "well shit fire dean", says billybob, "you're right again. i can't wait to take logic."

billybob goes out into the hallway and bubba asks him what he's takin'.."math, history and logic" says billybob. bubba asks, "what the hell is logic" billybob says "here, let me give you an example. do you own a weedeater?" bubba says, "no i don't, why"

billybob looks at bubba for a second and says "damn bubba, you're a queer ain't cha?"

 

[riff]

hehhehehe

 

[TWB]

So you see, this senior citzen couple decides to get married. The do the deed and their wedding night has come and they get a room in a really nice swank hotel. The old groom begins to remove the bra of his new bride.

"Be gentle with me," she says, "I have acute angina"

"I sure hope so, baby," he responds as her breasts are revealed, "because these titties look like shit!"

That's funny as hell riff. Thanks.

 

[riff]

So you see, there's this old drunk that falls asleep in an alley next to a gay bar. Well, the bar closes and out comes a drunk gay dude. He sees the sleeping form and thinks, what the heck? and sodomizes the poor passed out bastard. Feeling a little guilty, he throws a $20 spot on the ground next to the passed out drunk.

Next morning, the drunk wakes up and finds the $20. TWENTY DOLLARS! he shouts. THANK YOU JESUS, THANK YOU LORD! Off he runs to the package liquors to get himself set up. "Gimme as much of your chepest vodka that twenty bucks can buy!" he tells the clerk. The clerk gives him 4 liters of rot gut and the drunk goes back to his home in the alley next to the gay bar.

Later that night, the drunk is in a coma, and low and behold here comes the gay again. The gay dude thinks, "Well, it wasn't so bad last night. I'll just help myself again" and he fucks the poor drunk's ass again. He get's his trousers up, tosses a 20 at the sleeping drunk, and weaves his way home.

Next morning the drunk wakes up and finds that 20. "TWENTY DOLLARS! THANK YOU JESUS! THANK YOU LORD!" he shouts as he rushes off to the package store.

"I want the best vodka 20 bucks can buy," he tells the clerk.
"Wow," says the clerk, "That's a change, yesterday you were buying the cheap stuff."

"Yeah," says the drunk, "But that cheap shit is tearing my ass up!"


ho ho har har

 

[lovetoread]

Oh gawd...

 

[sabbathstorm]

Love that last one!

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Haahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!


I love it when I first recoil then laugh myself silly!

 

[Comshaw]

Oly and Sven were laid off from their jobs and decided to apply for unemployment. When they went for the interview they were ask what their jobs were so their unemployment benefits could be calculated.
Sven replied,"I vas a panty stitcher."
Oly chimed in with,"Ya, and I vas a diesel fitter."

After a few minutes of calculation Sven was told he would receive $150.00 a week. Oly was told he would receive $300.00 a week.
Sven was puzzled and ask why Oly would receive more money. The clerk replied that panty stitching was a semi-skilled job while on the other hand a diesel fitter was skilled labor.
Sven looked outraged and said,"I tink you got it wrong. At our job I would stitch the panties and hand them to Oly. He would pull them over his head and say,'Ya, dese'll fit 'er.'


Comshaw

 

[Comshaw]

What's the difference between a brown nose and a shit face?

Depth perception!

Comshaw

 

[riff]

What does the Starship Enterprise and toiletpaper have in common?

 

[Laurel]

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons to wipe out.

 

[riff]

Yes!

You guess'd right!