JazzManJim
On the Downbeat
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2001
- Posts
- 27,360
1. You can take a thread about a fairly decent and innocuous act of solidarity and turn it into a shit-slinging thread about a wrestling move! It's wrestling. It's not life or death. Really.
2. You don't know how to keep the quiet stuff quiet. If there's some kind of tiff that involves you and one or two other people, making a thread about it is an act of desperation and complete imbicility. Keep the quiet shit quiet.
3. You nearly always make a sweeping generalization while tagging it to something so incredibly inflammatory that even the most even-tempered people want to string you up by your hands. Then, once you've done that, you spend the next week backpedaling on your statement while making half-assed swipes to try to defend yourself. Just admit that you were wrong and corked off without thinking. It's okay. We'll understand.
4. You post Unregistered, but never to complement.
5. When folks are being nice, even overnice, you feel the need to jump in and bash them for it. Sure, daisies and rainbows and everyone nice all the time isn't my speed either, but it's a ight-year better than being a prick just to be a prick.
6. You defend your prickish ways with the hackneyed "It's a free country. I can say what I want". Yes, you can. And your a prick, too. Fuck off.
7. You can't debate without name-calling. You're physically incapable of it. Even the barest attempt to understand the other person's point of view (not to agree with it, but to understand what they see) causes your eyes to bug out and your head to swell to explosion like the guy from "Scanners".
8. Every flirting thread is just another opportunity for you to play "The Darwin Game". Yes, we know you're a manly man. The sound of your penis slamming down on the table can be heard for hundreds of miles. We don't need to be constantly reminded of your prowess. Holy shit.
9. You're new here and to establish yourself you bash folks at will. Guess what? I've been here a year and no one I can think of who did that with any regularity when they were new are still regulars here. Mostly, they just fade away. You will, too. But in the meantime, I'll be standing here calling you a fucktard.
10. You make a hard life harder. Look, things out here are enough of a bitch without your making them worse. Chill out, take a hit of whatever you want, drink whatever you want, and come back when you don't feel like being the village idiot or the schoolyard bully.
(Ugh....that feels much better!! I considered putting this in the Blurt thread but, well, I didn't. Sue me.
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2. You don't know how to keep the quiet stuff quiet. If there's some kind of tiff that involves you and one or two other people, making a thread about it is an act of desperation and complete imbicility. Keep the quiet shit quiet.
3. You nearly always make a sweeping generalization while tagging it to something so incredibly inflammatory that even the most even-tempered people want to string you up by your hands. Then, once you've done that, you spend the next week backpedaling on your statement while making half-assed swipes to try to defend yourself. Just admit that you were wrong and corked off without thinking. It's okay. We'll understand.
4. You post Unregistered, but never to complement.
5. When folks are being nice, even overnice, you feel the need to jump in and bash them for it. Sure, daisies and rainbows and everyone nice all the time isn't my speed either, but it's a ight-year better than being a prick just to be a prick.
6. You defend your prickish ways with the hackneyed "It's a free country. I can say what I want". Yes, you can. And your a prick, too. Fuck off.
7. You can't debate without name-calling. You're physically incapable of it. Even the barest attempt to understand the other person's point of view (not to agree with it, but to understand what they see) causes your eyes to bug out and your head to swell to explosion like the guy from "Scanners".
8. Every flirting thread is just another opportunity for you to play "The Darwin Game". Yes, we know you're a manly man. The sound of your penis slamming down on the table can be heard for hundreds of miles. We don't need to be constantly reminded of your prowess. Holy shit.
9. You're new here and to establish yourself you bash folks at will. Guess what? I've been here a year and no one I can think of who did that with any regularity when they were new are still regulars here. Mostly, they just fade away. You will, too. But in the meantime, I'll be standing here calling you a fucktard.
10. You make a hard life harder. Look, things out here are enough of a bitch without your making them worse. Chill out, take a hit of whatever you want, drink whatever you want, and come back when you don't feel like being the village idiot or the schoolyard bully.
(Ugh....that feels much better!! I considered putting this in the Blurt thread but, well, I didn't. Sue me.
)
