Juicylips, Badasschick, & La Principessa

[riff]

You are the only visibles on my list. I try to imagine the three of you in a cafe passing an early lunch.

Juicylips is anxious.
La Principessa is bored.
Badassedchick is clueless.

Suddenly, a uniformed soldier approaches.

 

[TWB]

I can't believe no one has posted to this thread.

The three of them are up to something. . .

 

[riff]

Must be.

Juicylips grabs the soldier's crotch and tells him she needs more tea. La Principessa flings a soggy tea-bag into juicylips face. Badassedchick slaps La principessa and calls her an "uptight, white-bitch cunt."

The fun never ends.

 

[Blackbich]

Must be.

Juicylips grabs the soldier's crotch and tells him she needs more tea. La Principessa flings a soggy tea-bag into juicylips face. Badassedchick slaps La principessa and calls her an "uptight, white-bitch cunt."

The fun never ends.

lol.

 

[riff]

In walks Celiakitten and red-rose. They've been shopping. Celiakitten wants a pastry.

 

[riff]

The soldier salutes. Juicylips has his gun out, already, stiff.

He runs to the kitchen with a tea-bag hanging from his prick.

Meanwhile, badassedchick has La principessa in a headlock. Celiakitten and red-rose walk in upon this scene and are aghast, but not put off.

 

[badasschick]

You crack me up man!

 

[celiaKitten]

*giggles* this could be interesting

 

[riff]

Hamletmaschine sits at the bar. He has just devoured a 12" hoagie and is dulled by the digestive process, but looks on curiously. The pandimonium becomes another angle of the digestive process.

The soldier returns from the kitchen sweating. He is begging forgiveness for not having an interesting dream to tell the women.

La Principessa, fed up with the entire scene, back-hands the badassedchick. throws the soldier to the floor and mashes a powdered donut into his face.

 

[TWB]

Perky is in the corner enamored with the fish tank, but disappointed there are no ducks.

 

[juicylips]

Can't a girl leave Lit for half an hour to bathe?


riff...you know me too well.

Stop it.

 

[riff]

red-rose and celiakitten get their own table and order pastries and tea. They watch from afar.

Badasschick's headlock has become a reluctant kiss. La Principessa seeks control, but BAC has position on her.

Meanwhile, the cafe is becoming disarrayed. The upper-class women are not getting there worth from their deceased husband's insurance dollar. The bridge game will begin sooner.

Red-rose orders a Nicoise salad. Celiakitten orders tiramisu. From their duece-top, the watch the girls wrestle.

Hamletmaschine is want for what to do. On one hand, the antics are amusing, but nothint he hasn't seen before, on the other, he, like a regular slimeball, can't get enough of a good thing; fires up a camel, joins the two shoppers, and confesses a concern for sanctimonius reprobation by protestant martians.

 

[red_rose]

red-rose and celiakitten get their own table and order pastries and tea. They watch from afar.

Mmm... pastries and tea.

*sneaks her fork over to cK's plate and steals a bite of tiramisu*


Enter the waiter - Spinaroonie.

 

[celiaKitten]

Mmm... pastries and tea.

cK - Share your tiramisu? heh

Share and share alike, I always say

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Share and share alike, I always say

Oh, that's rich.

 

[celiaKitten]

Oh, that's rich.

I may not have patience ... but I share ... most things.

 

[bknight2602]

You are the only visibles on my list. I try to imagine the three of you in a cafe passing an early lunch.

Juicylips is anxious.
La Principessa is bored.
Badassedchick is clueless.

Suddenly, a uniformed soldier approaches.

Lucky guy.

 

[La Principessa]

with all due respect to Badasschick.....

riff.....you got a few things wrong. I'm sure Badasschick has many charms, but we are talking about a soldier here. IN UNIFORM!!!!

I wouldn't be mashing a powdered donut in the soldier's mouth. And uniformed???? lol

I'd be mashing something in his mouth, but not a donut!

more like a muffin!!



And Juicy, if you want to flip me for the soldier, that's fine.
You flip him where you want him....you take the front and I'll take the back.

 

[juicylips]

Re: with all due respect to Badasschick.....

And Juicy, if you want to flip me for the soldier, that's fine.
You flip him where you want him....you take the front and I'll take the back.

I love how you think.

 

[La Principessa]

Re: Re: with all due respect to Badasschick.....

I love how you think.

what can I say? It's a gift!!!

 

[badasschick]

Re: with all due respect to Badasschick.....

riff.....you got a few things wrong. I'm sure Badasschick has many charms, but we are talking about a soldier here. IN UNIFORM!!!!

*Sulk*

 

[La Principessa]

Re: Re: with all due respect to Badasschick.....

*Sulk*

I'm sorry sweetheart, but it's a soldier in uniform!!!

(how about we find you a nice fireman in uniform??)

 

[Soblue]

Re: Re: Re: with all due respect to Badasschick.....

I'm sorry sweetheart, but it's a soldier in uniform!!!

(how about we find you a nice fireman in uniform??)

*ahem*

 

[La Principessa]

Re: Re: Re: Re: with all due respect to Badasschick.....

*ahem*

Brava! Just who I was thinking of.....*lol*