Beebeeblue
Wise Woman
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Two Indians and a hillbilly were walking in the woods. Suddenly one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave.
He listened closely until he heard an answering
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The puzzled hillbilly asked the other Indian what that was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season. When Indian men see cave, they holler "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" into opening. If they get answer back, it means there is girl in there waiting to mate."
The hillbilly was wandering in the woods alone one day and came upon a huge cave entrance. He stared in amazement, thinking, "Woooo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is much bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine Indian maidens in this cave!"
He stood at the opening and hollered with all his might,
"WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call: "WOOOOOOOOOH! WOOOOOOOOOH! WOOOOOOOOOH!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a toothless smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper read:
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN".
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave.
He listened closely until he heard an answering
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The puzzled hillbilly asked the other Indian what that was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what?
"No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season. When Indian men see cave, they holler "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" into opening. If they get answer back, it means there is girl in there waiting to mate."
The hillbilly was wandering in the woods alone one day and came upon a huge cave entrance. He stared in amazement, thinking, "Woooo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is much bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine Indian maidens in this cave!"
He stood at the opening and hollered with all his might,
"WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call: "WOOOOOOOOOH! WOOOOOOOOOH! WOOOOOOOOOH!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a toothless smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper read:
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN".
