Jokes....

[chanaud]

Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane
across the ocean. The first lady said, "I don't know about y'all, but
I'm gonna wear me some hot pink underwear before I get on that plane."
"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked. *The first replied,
"Because, if dat plane is gonna crash and I'm out there laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna see my butt."

The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange underwear." Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked. The second lady answered: "Because if dis here plane is gonna crash and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey gonna see my butt."

The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any underwear." **"What? No underwear?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right. You heard me. I'm not wearing any underwear," the third lady said, "because if dis plane crashes, dey always look for dat black box first."

 

[Phoenyx]

Me like very much.

 

[april-wine]

hmmmmm that last pic of micheal is pretty scary

 

[chanaud]

Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.