Jokes

[12oclocktales]

It is now illegal to find the following joke funny. If after reading it you should smile, giggle, titter, chuckle, or, heaven help you, laugh, you should take yourself to the nearest precinct immediately and turn yourself in.

Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink and stove.

Well, get moving, you creeps, the cops are waiting!

 

[Celand]

Mining accident....miners die. Wives are meeting and crying;

Wife 1: How much did the mine pay you in death benefits ?
Wife 2 : Four million... and you?
Wife 1: None, ....the prick slept in on that day!