I'll start.
An American and a Russian are discussing the merits of their respective political systems. The American says, "My country is fantastic. We have such freedom that I can stand in Times Square and shout, 'The President of the US is a fool!' and I won't be arrested."
The Russian says, "So what? I can stand in Red Square and shout 'The President of the US is a fool!' and I also won't be arrested."
An American and a Russian are discussing the merits of their respective political systems. The American says, "My country is fantastic. We have such freedom that I can stand in Times Square and shout, 'The President of the US is a fool!' and I won't be arrested."
The Russian says, "So what? I can stand in Red Square and shout 'The President of the US is a fool!' and I also won't be arrested."