Jokes from the Hugh Hefner roast

[Problem Child]

Sarah Silverman to Alan King: "We just got a call from a nursing home in California, and the last person who thought you were funny just died."

"Hugh only brought seven girls to the roast because he thought eight would be ostentatious."

Jimmy Kimmel: "No Hef, I don't want an autograph, I just want to shake your dick."

more to come.

 

[Problem Child]

Drew Carey was kinda funny. Ice-T wasn't.

Screw it. All this transcribing is too much work. Watch it yourselves, you lazy bastiges.

 

[Laurel]

Damnit! First no Sopranos updates, now you won't gimme the Hugh Hefner Roast scoop. How am I supposed to vicariously live through you if you won't pony up with the info?

Ice-T tried comedy? That's really, really scary.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Ice-T tried comedy? That's really, really scary.

Ice T kicked ass in Players...

Whats with this Hugh Hefner thing anyway PC?

 

[Nighthunter]

Ice-T tried comedy? That's really, really scary.

YIKES!!! you bet it is! ICE-T doing comedy*shudder*

 

[Problem Child]

Ice-T just mostly made jokes about killing white folks. yuk yuk.

 

[InSaNe]

LOL

 

[Bob Peale]

However, Gilbert Gottfried doing Ice-T's material was a scream!