Jokes about Bill Gates

[DannyBoyUK]

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

 

[DannyBoyUK]

After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his company Microsoft

 

[AzureAngel]

Uhm.

So I was talking to Bill Gates and he's all "BLING BLING"
and I'm all "YOU SUCK"
And he's all "FUCK"
and I'm like "YEAH"
and he's "DUDE"
and I say "DUDE"
and we're like "DUDE DUDE DUDE"
then clitfucker comes in cause he thinks were talking to him
Bills all "BITCH"
clitfuckers like "OMFG WHARS KILLARMUFFINZ"
and Im all "oksleep yo"
and so Bill's all "BLING BLING"
and clit lifts 250 lbs.

I'm tired. Forgive me.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

<s> !

 

[Velius]

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

4 times? I guess if it is Car98se then that would be about right. But if it was CarME it would be more like...20-100.