Joke time

[Blackbich]

There were three girls who went to the doctors office to get a check up. The doctor called the first girl in and told her to take off her shirt. She did, and he was amazed to see a big F on her chest. He asked her why she had a big F on her chest, she replied, ''I was fucking my boyfriend last night and he was wearing a Florida State shirt, and I guess it just rubbed off.'' The doctor thought nothing of it and continued his checkup. Then he called the next girl in and told her to take off her shirt. She did and the doctor saw that she had a big O on her chest. The doctor asked why she had a big O on her chest and she replied, ''I was fucking my boyfriend last night and he was wearing an Ohio State shirt, and I guess it just kinda rubbed off.'' The doctor thought nothing of it and continued his checkup. Then he called the next girl in and told her to take off her shirt, and she did. The doctor looked over and saw a big W on her chest. The doctor said, ''let me guess, you were fucking your boyfriend last night and he was wearing a Wisconsin State shirt and the W just rubbed off on your chest during sex.'' The girl replied, "No, actually fucking my girlfriend last night and she was wearing a Michigan State shirt."

 

[Weevil]

Here's an old fave

In the puritanical 1700's an attractive young woman was being put on trial

"Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury." the prosecutor said "The defendant is a lewd and immoral woman. She engaged in sinful acts of fornication with half the men in this town despite the fact that she is bound in Holy Matrimony. She is a wicked, evil young woman who will fornicate at the drop of a hat. Obviously she is guilty and I hope you come up with a suitable punishment for her sinful deeds."

So the jury went to deliberate and after a few short minutes they came back with their verdict

"We decree." Said the Foreman "that the defendant must wear a Scarlet A on her person at all times, for all to see." This was met with a gasp by those assembled at the courthouse. The Judge, however was confused.

"I agree this woman must be branded wicked but shouldn't it be something other than an A?" The Judge asked

"Absolutely not" replied the Foreman "an A is the highest grade we give."

 

[Blackbich]

LOL - cute, Evil!

 

[Isolde]

*laughs* I liked both of them

 

[mig]

New to me anyway.From a birthday card sent by my daughter---How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb.Just two,but getting them in there is a problem.