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Wilson23

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It's 3AM in the whorehouse. The Madam is falling asleep on the couch. She hears the doorbell ring, and goes to answer it.

There stands a man on crutches, in casts. His arms are in casts. His legs are in casts. And he is in a full-body cast from the scalp down.

"I want a woman."

The Madam rolls her eyes. "Look, mister, it's late, I gotta get some sleep . . ."

"I want a woman."

"Be reasonable. What could you do with a woman in your condition?"

"I rang the bell, didn't I?"
 
Why do they call the camel "the ship of the desert"?

Because it's full of Arab semen!
 
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