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Joke of the day
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That reminds me...
A guy from up north was hunting down here in Texas. He shot a duck that landed over in the field a farmer was plowing. When the farmer saw him climb the fence to get his duck, he drove over to confront the hunter.
"You are trespassing and I want you off my property" the farmer told the hunter.
The hunter replied "I am just getting my duck. I'm an attorney and I know my rights."
"Down here, we settle things like this out of court with the three kick rule. We take turns kicking each other three times and the one who gives up first, loses" explained the farmer.
"Okay, you first" said the Yankee lawyer. Whereupon the farmer kicked him in the groin … then the face … then kicked the dogshit out of his belly. The lawyer lay on the ground moaning and bleeding but managed to get to his feet and said, "now it's my turn."
The farmer said, "naw, you can get your duck."
A guy from up north was hunting down here in Texas. He shot a duck that landed over in the field a farmer was plowing. When the farmer saw him climb the fence to get his duck, he drove over to confront the hunter.
"You are trespassing and I want you off my property" the farmer told the hunter.
The hunter replied "I am just getting my duck. I'm an attorney and I know my rights."
"Down here, we settle things like this out of court with the three kick rule. We take turns kicking each other three times and the one who gives up first, loses" explained the farmer.
"Okay, you first" said the Yankee lawyer. Whereupon the farmer kicked him in the groin … then the face … then kicked the dogshit out of his belly. The lawyer lay on the ground moaning and bleeding but managed to get to his feet and said, "now it's my turn."
The farmer said, "naw, you can get your duck."
Nobody Special's wife
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lmao
That was a good one well done!!
That was a good one well done!!
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Can someone show me the story section?
