Joke, But that's how I would feel!!!!

[willywanker]

Two little kids in a hospital
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you
wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!!!"

 

[Mistress]

LMAO! That's cute Willy

 

[Mistress]

During the lull in the rehearsal, the groom, the best man, two long time friends and Playboys began to compare conquests.

The groom looking out over the crowd said to the best man, You know Bill except for my wife-to-be, my two sisters, and my mother, I've had sex with every woman in this room."

"Well then," responded the Best man," Between the two of us, we've had them all."

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Dentures

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
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[Logic]

omg willy that is just to cute

 

[Vivid Blossom]

Willy, Mistress -- thanks for the laughs

Gugggggggggles

 

[Shylady]

ok now I have the giggles I hope you are happy lol


logic mmmmmmm those buns.

 

[Always]

hee hee that is funny *grins* i like

 

[Weird Harold]

This is too good for page two.

Very funny stuff.

 

[JenJ]

Willy Mistress those were great I needed a good laugh

 

[willywanker]

Another one

Samurai skill

Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.

"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.

The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!

"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do."

The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"

Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!

In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."

"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy.
Circumcision... THAT takes skill!"

 

[pleasteasme]

You might have heard this before, but I get a good laugh out of it, so here goes. . .


A couple just experienced the joy of new parenthood and the baby is being cleaned up before presented to the proud parents.

The Dr. walks in and with a worried face tells them there is something wrong with their son. . . .

He was born without eyelids.

The parents were agast, but the Dr. comfortd them by telling them there is a new specialized operation that the infant can go through. After a deep breath, the couple ask about this procedure.

Well, we can circumsize your son and use that skin to attach as eyelids. . .

Of course, he will be a little COCK EYED!!!!!




LMAO ~ I kill me!!!!

 

[JenJ]

*giggles* those are funny giving it a bump for the late night crowd

 

[willywanker]

thanks Jen, I thought they were pretty good too.