John's Strip club

[ilikewomen]

IC Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is John. Now, I could bore you will all the crap about me, and how tall i am or how hot i am, but i REALLY don't feel like telling you right now. It doesn't really matter anyway. The story isn't going to be about me. Well, not to as great an extent as you'd think.

In the deep deep city of Las Vegas, there is a little club. A strip club that is. That's where I make my big bucks. All over the place you will find rich and lonely millionaires that are incredibly horny but far away from any relief. Well, that's where I come in. Though my joint is hidden pretty well, it's a pretty high class place and only the upper creme de la creme may apply.

I don't think i need to tell you what that means girls. CHA CHING! $$$

Of course, I only bring in the most beautiful ladies, ready for absolutely anything. The girls i want must be adventurous, they must be sexy, and they must be incredibly horny. Hey, you'd have to be horny to dance in front of 100 strange rich people every night. Though the job may seem a little dangerous, the cash more than makes up for it.

Lets get one thing straight right from the get go. I'm the boss. Bottom line. What i say, goes. There's no more rules

I will need the following:

1. Tons of stunning women to apply for the job (no need to use your own bodies, though Im sure you're all hot anyway! )
a. I will be conducting all the interviews myself. They will be public of course unless you request otherwise. Then I have no problem with that either

2. I need at least two buff men to be my bouncers (don't worry, your paychecks are just as much)

any girl who wants adventure, danger, and excitement may apply. I guarentee you, it will be worth your time.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

hope to see you soon

 

[Dulchenea]

i need this job so bad

qDear qqSir,
i've been a good girl, really, with not much sexual experience, but i know by the grabs and looks and comments i get that i have what men think of as a luscious body, and even when i just try to walk normal i seem to bounce.....
i would never consider such a position, but my little brother timmy really needs an operation, and we are very poor. i'm willing to do whatever it takes to get the money for him.... whatever it takes. if i must be honest, i wish sometimes i weren't such a good girl, but..... here i am.... and here is this situation...and i sing, play the piano and dance, so i'm not a bimbo on my feet. when i was very little, my older brother used to play kidnapper with me, and tie just one foot to the fence or two hands over my head while he pretended to shoot at my feet and make me dance... or sometimes just bent over the post fence with my hands to my ankles. i'm very flexible and, i think, prepared for this, espeically with my motivation.
i'm used to a lot of attention, wanted or not.... will you please pleeeeese pretty please give me a chance in your club? i promise this little sub will go away meekly if we don't both find it works for us, mr. boss man......
dulcie

 

[catlover]

Thir

Id like to apply for one of the bouncer positions

 

[Dulchenea]

a little more information

dear sir,
i just wanted to remind you how very very interested i am in working as a stripper. i know it seems unlikely, but i'll go ahead and tell you my secret reasonsq: after having all those older brothers, and my dad taking off when i was eight and no mom after timmy was born, well... i think i've been searching for a daddy to please.... i'm twenty one i swear, i just look 16. i'd love to wear little uniforms with no panties and a tearaway blouse that i could take off slowly while i pretended to tie my saddle shoes and smooth my socks and legs.... and timmy has an overnight babysitter next door so no one would think anything if i needed to be gone strange hours... for, say, overtime or special occasions.
please remember and consider me sir, i await your word with delicious... i mean desirable... i mean desperate anticipation... for my brother, of course.... thank you so much. p.s.... i love the petals and the thorns, it's all life, it's all good.........

 

[shortskirt]

stripper

Applying for stripper position

Susan Pauly [shortskirt]
37 yr old housewife and mom of 2
5'8" 130 lbs
Dark brown shoulder len.hair
Green eyes
34D -27-35 and im proud of my D cuppers
Not the smartest woman but always means well
Not happy in marraige,husband is very
controlling and demanding he even tells me what
to wear.Theres more but I dont want to bore you

Please let me know If I meet your requirments
shortskirt

 

[takeschances]

deleted

 

[gina3]

IC Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is John. Now, I could bore you will all the crap about me, and how tall i am or how hot i am, but i REALLY don't feel like telling you right now. It doesn't really matter anyway. The story isn't going to be about me. Well, not to as great an extent as you'd think.

In the deep deep city of Las Vegas, there is a little club. A strip club that is. That's where I make my big bucks. All over the place you will find rich and lonely millionaires that are incredibly horny but far away from any relief. Well, that's where I come in. Though my joint is hidden pretty well, it's a pretty high class place and only the upper creme de la creme may apply.

I don't think i need to tell you what that means girls. CHA CHING! $$$

Of course, I only bring in the most beautiful ladies, ready for absolutely anything. The girls i want must be adventurous, they must be sexy, and they must be incredibly horny. Hey, you'd have to be horny to dance in front of 100 strange rich people every night. Though the job may seem a little dangerous, the cash more than makes up for it.

Lets get one thing straight right from the get go. I'm the boss. Bottom line. What i say, goes. There's no more rules

I will need the following:

1. Tons of stunning women to apply for the job (no need to use your own bodies, though Im sure you're all hot anyway! )
a. I will be conducting all the interviews myself. They will be public of course unless you request otherwise. Then I have no problem with that either

2. I need at least two buff men to be my bouncers (don't worry, your paychecks are just as much)

any girl who wants adventure, danger, and excitement may apply. I guarentee you, it will be worth your time.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

hope to see you soon

I'm sure I can fit the bill(sounds FUN!!)

Check my pic threads for a complete resume of my talents

 

[ilikewomen]

To Dulcie

Dear Dulcie,

I have looked at your application and considered it. After great scrutiny and looking at all the other stunning women, i decided that I needed only the best. Therefore, I would like to say... congratulations. You've got the job The Club officially opens Weds night. I hope to see you there and i would be honored if you would be the first performance for my club.

PS Call me John... or anything else that you like ;-)

 

[ilikewomen]

To Catluver

Tell me, what are your qualifications? How strong are you? How much can you lift? What contact sports can you play? Just anythign to let me know you are right for the job.

 

[ilikewomen]

To shortskirt

WEll, what can i say? To me, i believe that men and women alike deserve the pleasure and fun that my club can bring them. I am turned off by the fact that you are married with children. I believe also in strong family values. Your husband sounds like a real prick i must admit. What can i say? You've been given a review. You put butts in the seats so lets let your butt move a little bit. My personal values can not stop you from being qualified. You got the job.

 

[takeschances]

might i suggest gina3? i have it on good authority that her ample talents will raise more than just glasses

 

[ilikewomen]

To Gina

From now on, when I think of Gina, i will think about an exciting women ready for anything, much like myself... except... im... not... a women.... of course. BUT BESIDES THAT you remind me of me. I am greatful to say that i only needed to see half of your picks. You had several reviews from others and they were all spectacular. Even if i hated your looks and what you did, its not what i think that really matters when you think about it. It's about what my audience thinks. Like I said, you put the butts in the seats so get on stage and let your butt move! Weds night baby!

 

[ilikewomen]

To Everyone

If you've been following, you know the first show is going to be Weds night. I am looking forward to seeing you all there. I have 3 dancers now, and I'd prefer 5 per night if i can. Audience members, please give each your review on a scale of 1-100 with any advice you may have. I'll keep on as many dancers as i can, but the best get the best if you catch my drift $$$ Now ladies, with your spare time please get your costume and try to choreograph your dance. Make it perfect, because i want this club to be perfect. Show these gentleman that it's worth every penny goodbye for now and i love you all i will be back to check tommorow. And remember,t he fun begins on Weds night! you know what that means men!

 

[ilikewomen]

To UK

Well, you seem to be giving me quite a few reviews. I don't mind it too much though. If you have any further recomendations, please, let me know. Feel free to send more women my was also if you know any.

 

[Dulchenea]

thank you thank you thank you

sirrah,
you will not be sorry, i promise... i've been thinking of little else and am so flattered to open the show, and am so looking forward to working with and learning from the other women... i lovelovelove whomen..... oh yes i have my costume ready and my routine has been being polished in my fantasies forever*****
i've been out in the yard late at night spinning round my brother's old swing set...... i hope you have a cage or pole or something... i am a good designer and wordsmith and would love to hellp you set up the stage if you like.... you don't have to pay me, we could just get to know one another a bit better....
thank you thank you thank you thank you i feel the vestige of an old flame......
affectionately,
dulcie

 

[ilikewomen]

Of course Dulcie. The place is new so i dont have much help and I'd really appreciate it. Just give me a list of things you need, cages, poles, ect, and i'll be sure to get it for you. i look forward to the oppurtunity of getting to know you better. good luck on weds. im sure you'll make me proud

 

[ilikewomen]

Dulcie

Hey, Dulcie... you're really sweet. I like your style ;-) Maybe i can give you a few pay checks in advance to help with all the medical bills.

 

[ilikewomen]

TO ALL MY PERFORMERS FOR THIS WEDS SHOW

I would like you all to stick around after you perform for a special party to celebrate our first successful show I will be buying us all dinner, whatever you want from lobster to McDonalds, and to express my thanks if you all wish i will hire a male stripper for you all. How does that sound?

 

[ilikewomen]

TO ALL MY PERFORMERS FOR THIS WEDS SHOW

Hey, i tried to play a boss that was a bit hard, so if i offended any of you, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to. Please don't take offense at anything, it's just the character. thanks.

 

[Dulchenea]

hard boss?

dear boss john,
i'm trusting you to run a place where i go in and waggle my pretty little pussy in front of ten or twenty eight 'gentlemen' .... all men are cockhounds especially drunk, out of town and wealthy. if you don't rule with a pretty tight [lol] fisted velvet hammer there's no way i'd trust the job; it'd be too dangerous.
so do what needs to be done, bossman. i'll be shuddering right behind you in false bravado..... but i'll fucksucklickflick your heroic dick once the you've won, and i know you will win, whatever conflict might, ahem, have arisen.
loyally, i am so grateful for this opportunity [even my language is getting dirtier, i'm doing well, huh],
dulcie

 

[takeschances]

Re: To UK

Well, you seem to be giving me quite a few reviews. I don't mind it too much though. If you have any further recomendations, please, let me know. Feel free to send more women my was also if you know any.

well, anything to bring in the paying customers...

 

[ilikewomen]

Good to know you two... thanks

 

[Phoenix]

Consider me your first regular customer.

 

[ilikewomen]

Pheonix

Good to know Pheonix I trust you'll enjoy our first show this weds. our women are talented, and dead sexy. Bring a friend, hey, bring 10!

 

[ilikewomen]

Announcement

Unless there are any objections by the ladies, there will be a date auction after the show of my beautiful strippers. Girls, please PM me your bio for them, and the betting will begin. The lucky winners may plan dates with the girls as they wish, but please, do it through a PM convo or a private forum... unless the audience wouldn't mind paying to watch.