John Smith

[Juan Trickpony]

I don't know anyone named John Smith.
Do you?

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

John Jacob Jingle HImer Smith That is my name too

 

[christophe]

I once knew a John Jacob Jinglehiemer Smith once

 

[Weird Harold]

I know a John Smith, (Col USAF Ret).

I got to know him when I locked him out of my BB for using a phony name. (This was about ten years ago.)

 

[Bob Peale]

John Jacob Jingle HImer Smith That is my name too

Schmidt dear, not Smith

You are going to need to learn these songs pretty quick....

 

[Marxist]

I know a John Smith, (Col USAF Ret).

I got to know him when I locked him out of my BB for using a phony name. (This was about ten years ago.)

That's funny. Are you still friends?

 

[pabloback]

i hate john smiths
i prefer becks beer
oh sorry i forgot , over here john smiths is a brand of beer
and yes i do know at least one john smith
i like guinness as well

 

[Weird Harold]

That's funny. Are you still friends?

Yes. We don't talk much, but every so often he crashes his computer and gives me a call.

 

[carrie-on]

I went to school with a guy named John Smith. he always got in trouble with substitute teachers because they thought he was making it up. I also went to school witha girl named Kandy Kane. She was born on Christmas.

 

[MysticSwing]

I know a Jon Smith. (No "H" in his name.) Close enough?

~~Mystic

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Once knew a Jim Smith. I think he had a cousin John.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I knew a Fred Smith, close enough

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I know 2 Mike Smiths, 2 Mark Smiths, and a Steve Smith, but no John Smiths