John McClane vs James Bond

Who is cooler?

  • John McClane (Yippee kay ay motherfucker)

    Votes: 13 50.0%
  • James Bond (Shaken not Stirred)

    Votes: 10 38.5%
  • Fuck 'em both I like Richard Simmons

    Votes: 3 11.5%

  • Total voters
    26
duh this is an easy question ... james bond because i'd love to be him and get all the bond girls :)
 
John McClane because he's Bruce Willis and Bruce Willis just does it for me.
 
It's a toss up; McClane kicks more ass, Bond gets more ass.

Both are very important qualities for a hero.
 
Bond is .... well Bond.

He has saved the world, gotten out of more dire situations than MacLane has had wet dreams.

Not only that, but he gets to say "mmm Pussy" with a straight face.
 
Boner ... James Boner is not doing well so far :p

To be honest I like John McClane more my self... He has the attitude that Bond can never dream of plus he does not chaise every skirt. Finally he is a New York cop and I'll take NYPD over MI 6 any day
 
Ask yourself this...What would be harder?

to a) blow up Fort Knox with a nuke
or b) steal 10x the gold in Fort Knox right in the middle of NYC?

(don't forget, gold is HEAVY, a single bar weighs about 20lbs)

The obvious answer is B, right? and who stopped someone from doing just that? and who didn't have an Aston Martin with machine guns, or the CIAs help, or almost get neutered by a laser?

McClane, no contest.

But between McClane and Shaft, i dunno.....i still say McClane. But if we start talking about the more recent Jedi Master Shaft.......damn, thats a tough call.

In that case, i'd say Shaft Windu
 
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have you ever seen James Bond ever get dirty? I haven't

John Mc Clane is a human that ain't afraid to get dirty

so John Mc Clane has my vote cause he is the real deal
 
Cuckolded_BlK_Male said:
I must be missing something here. Why is getting dirty to be desired?

ummm... unless you are Jesus when people step in water they get wet.

Realism
 
Naw, chicks are gonna hang out around Richard...

Chicks with real low self-esteem, a guy could get lucky.

With the other guys around, well, you ain't gettin' any!
 
Zmey said:
ummm... unless you are Jesus when people step in water they get wet.

Realism

Mindless fluff action movies are rarely realistic. "Die Hard" holds true to that trend.
 
medjay said:
It's a toss up; McClane kicks more ass, Bond gets more ass.

Both are very important qualities for a hero.

Yeah, that pretty much says it for me, too! But I've got to go with McClane since he's from my town, and, hey, I LIKE the way he kicks ass! :D

(One question: who the hell voted for Richard Simmons?!) :rolleyes:
 
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