John McCain and his 'unremarkable' buttocks

[Guest]

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[lisa123414]

There are just too many directions one could go with this!

Umm, Sarahh, you are shy?

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

Just please, please, please, don't give us a similar report about Hillary! Please?

 

[The_Fractal_King]

Silly people with sensational titles. At least this one makes people grin rather than angry.

(But I imagine Jon Stewart IS very happy.)

John McCain and his 'unremarkable' buttocks

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/05/john-mccain-med.html

First, we have to start with this reasoned medical opinion buried deep in John McCain's medical files, released for review earlier today. From his oncologist, Dr. Suzanne Connolly of the Mayo Clinic: "Buttocks unremarkable except for some very light tan freckling."

That noise you hear? A massive "thank you" from Jon Stewart's writers. ( )

On a more serious tack, the way the records were made available to reporters wasn't exactly a "release." It was more an environment of controlled access at the Copperwynd Resort and Club in Fountain Hills, Ariz., limited to a handful of media, none of whom were allowed to make copies. From the pool report just disseminated (by Michael D. Shear of the Washington Post):

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He must be hiding something in his buttocks. There's no other reason he would have it confirmed that they are normal.

 

[TE999]

Leads one to wonder what constitute 'remarkable' buttocks in the medical community.

Is McCain cleverly seeking the gay male vote by releasing this snippet of information?

Will Obama be under pressure to reveal the appearance of his buttocks?

And even worse, *gasp* Hillary?

But, is this really the end of the controversy?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

No! Not Hillary, puh-leeeeeeeeeeze, not Hillary! *heads out towards kitchen to pour a fortifying glass of wine*

 

[The_Fractal_King]

But, is this really the end of the controversy?

Hope not. Buttock analysis should become common practice for politicians.

 

[Guest]

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[impressive]

Leads one to wonder what constitute 'remarkable' buttocks in the medical community.

Is McCain cleverly seeking the gay male vote by releasing this snippet of information?

Will Obama be under pressure to reveal the appearance of his buttocks?

And even worse, *gasp* Hillary?

But, is this really the end of the controversy?

I soooooooooooooo don't want to know about Hillary's butt. Ewww. Now I need to floss my brain.

Blech!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I soooooooooooooo don't want to know about Hillary's butt. Ewww. Now I need to floss my brain.

Blech!

I'm sure they're unremarkable.

it's better that way.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm sure they're unremarkable.

it's better that way.

Oh I hope so, I really do. *Shudders and swallows more Zinfandel*

 

[TE999]

I'm sure they're unremarkable.

it's better that way.

But only McCain's buttocks have been professionally examined and deemed 'unremarkable'.

What about the other candidates?

Could 'remarkable' buttocks clinch the Democratic nomination for their party's presidential candidate and end the struggle for delegates?

Maybe even decide the presidential election?

But who is really behind this developing controversy?

Stay tuned.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

But only McCain's buttocks have been professionally examined and deemed 'unremarkable'.

What about the other candidates?

Could 'remarkable' buttocks clinch the Democratic nomination for their party's presidential candidate and end the struggle for delegates?

Maybe even decide the presidential election?

But who is really behind this developing controversy?

Stay tuned.

Stay behind.

 

[impressive]

But only McCain's buttocks have been professionally examined and deemed 'unremarkable'.

assessed. *nods*

 

[TE999]

assessed. *nods*

Hehehehe. The doc was feeling bum that day.

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

If John McCain's buttocks were unremarkable, why are so many people remarking on them?

 

[S-Des]

This thread is precisely why the Hippa laws were instituted. Ewwww........

 

[neonlyte]

He must be hiding something in his buttocks. There's no other reason he would have it confirmed that they are normal.

George Bush?

 

[Guest]

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[impressive]

George Bush?

The ultimate butt plug.

 

[The_Fool]

Thread title brings up a sad smile.

Lost a friend a couple of years ago in a motorcycle accident. His wife had a copy of the autopsy report. There was a comment in there that would send any man into a spin, but him especially. In it the coroner had noted "...penis was unremarkable." It was humorous, albeit, darkly humorous.

 

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[Svenskaflicka]

I'm sure they're unremarkable.

it's better that way.

It would explain Monica Lewinsky.