John Mayer | No Such Thing

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"Welcome to the real world",
she said to me
Condescendingly
Take a seat
Take your life
Plot it out in black and white
Well I never lived the
dreams of the prom kings
And the drama queens
I'd like to think the best of me
Is still hiding
Up my sleeve

They love to tell you
Stay inside the lines
But something's better
On the other side

I wanna run through the
halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's
no such thing as the real world
Just a lie
you've got to rise above

So the good boys and girls
take the so called right track
Faded white hats
Grabbing credits
Maybe transfers
They read all the books
but they can't find the answers
And all of our parents
They're getting older
I wonder if they've
wished for anything better
While in their memories
Tiny tragedies

They love to tell you
Stay inside the lines
But something's better
On the other side

I wanna run through
the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's
no such thing as the real world
Just a lie
you got to rise above

I am invincible
As long as I'm alive

I wanna run through
the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's
no such thing as the real world
Just a lie
you've got to rise above


I just can't wait
til my 10 year reunion
I'm gonna bust down
the double doors
And when I stand on
these tables before you
You will know what
all this time was for


I absolutely love this song... Has anyone heard any of his other songs? Is this guy great or just a one hit wonder?

Predictions?
 
red_rose said:
I absolutely love this song... Has anyone heard any of his other songs? Is this guy great or just a one hit wonder?

Predictions?
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Buy the cd you won't regret it. My radio station has been playing about four songs from him and they all are good.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
 
He has a bunch of great tunes....this is my fave

Your Body Is a Wonderland

We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

You want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
 
Ok, I have seen him live 4 times. I adore him. I want to kneel at his feet and watch him write. And then do some other stuff while I'm down there.

This is his website.



This my my favorite Mayer song.

YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND

We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you


One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue


And if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while


Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland


Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it


you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while


Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland


Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes


Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
 
Re: He has a bunch of great tunes....this is my fave

Kitte said:
Your Body Is a Wonderland

We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

You want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

love this song
 
Man On The Side

This is a great song.......

six numbers
one more to dial
before i'm before you
i tried to call
been busy all night
gave up waiting at daylight

excuse me mrs. busybody
could you pencil me in when you can?
though we both know
that the worst part about it
is i would be free when you wanted me
if you wanted me

oh, i am the man on the side
hoping you'll make up your mind
i am the one who will swallow his pride
life as the man on the side

one of the many
but one of the few
to stand back and wait for you

excuse me mrs. busybody
could you pencil me in when you can?
though we both know that the worst part about it
is i would be free when you wanted me
if you wanted me
if you wanted me

oh, i am the man on the side
hoping you'll make up your mind
i am the one who will swallow his pride
life as the man on the side
life as the man on the side

i fell in love with a dream that i built of you
playing the part of the queen
taking my own advice
i'm giving up tonight
good luck to you and the king

excuse me mrs. busybody
could you pencil in?
though we both know that the worst part about it
is i would be free when you wanted me
if you wanted me
if you wanted me

i am the man on the side
hoping you'll make up your mind
i am the one who will swallow his pride
life as the man
you know life as the man
living life as the man on the side
 
Comfortable

I just remembered that time at the market
snuck up behind me and jumped on my shopping cart
and rolled down aisle five
you looked behind you to smile back at me
and crashed into a rack full of magazines
they asked us if we could leave

I can't remember what went wrong last September
though I'm sure you'd remind me if you had to

our love was comfortable and so broken in

I sleep with this new girl I'm still getting used to
my friends all approve,
say "she's gonna be good for you"
they throw me high fives
she says the Bible is all that she reads
and prefers that I not use profanity
your mouth was so dirty

life of the party and she swears that she's artsy
but you could distinguish Miles from Coltrane

our love was comfortable and so broken in
she's perfect
so flawless
or so they say

she thinks I can't see the smile that she's faking
and poses for pictures that aren't being taken
I loved you
grey sweatpants
no makeup
so perfect

our love was comfortable and so broken in
she's perfect
so flawless
I'm not impressed
I want you back
 
The acoustic demos of his album tracks I find to be much better than the actual album versions. Too much production spoils a good thing. Bought the CD, listened to it twice, but I've got MP3s that are pretty schwell.

He and Glen Phillips (Glen Phillips = god) did a tour together last year. I've got some good tracks of them playing together - 'Walk On the Ocean', 'Celebrate' (Kool & the Gang).

And, while he writes in a different vein, there are times when I'd swear he was doing a Dave Matthews impression.
 
red_rose said:
I think I'm in love.


Isn't he a doll? So sweet looking and talented and he has the sexiest speaking voice. The tips of his fingers are rough from playing but the palms are sooooo soft it was hard not to lick them!


Oh and Wax is right, the live versions are better!
 
Hello Rosie! Damn if yo dont have good taste in music too! MUWAH!


my fav radio station here plays a lot of him. It sure is 1 cd worth every penny so go get it! (or come here and get it....)
 
John Mayer is from my hometown of Fairfield CT!!!!!

Wow........I was going to start a thread on him, and was
beaten to the punch! That's okay though :) I am
very happy someone else did start this thread!


Oh yeah......."No Such Thing" has been played very often
on the NYC radio, also some CT radio stations........though
I am disappointed in two local CT radio stations that
havent' seemed to pick up on this. Also the video has
been getting a lot of airplay on VH1.........


He graduated from my old high school 2 years after me........his
older brother (who graduated a year after I did) was in my
chemistry class, and his younger brother graduated in
my sister's class.........


Amazing........local talent going national..........!!! Yeah!

:rose:
tigerjen
 
Re: Comfortable

I downloaded this song last night... it makes me cry almost everytime!

The first time I got teary eyed and I wasn't even listening to the words - just the music!

*sniffle*

He's coming here at the end of the month! Woo hoo! Must find some way to make it... :D
 
I bought his CD about a month ago because I thought his sound was so refreshingly different.

I'd definitely go see him in person if I had a chance. I think he was in Pittsburgh not too long ago. That's about an hour and half from me. I have his website bookmarked.:)

JL:kiss:
 
No Such Thing is one of my favorite songs right now.i ordered his cd...(as well as others)...through one of those cd club things...but it hasn't come:(
 
juicylips said:
I bought his CD about a month ago because I thought
his sound was so refreshingly different.

I'd definitely go see him in person if I had a chance. I think
he was in Pittsburgh not too long ago. That's about an
hour and half from me. I have his website bookmarked.:)

JL:kiss:



He was just in NYC last month at Central Park (couldn't
go.....had work that nite plus the show was sold out!).....
but I am hoping that he'd come back home and perform
here.....which would be real awesome.

No question.......his CD has a unique sound......besides
"No Such Thing" and "Your Body is a Wonderland", there's
a real neat tune called "Neon"..........

:rose:
tigerjen
 
He's coming to my town on August 25th. i guess i better buy tickets before they are sold out!

My favorite song is 83

83

I've these dreams I'm
Walking home
Home when it used to be
And everything is
As it was
Frozen in front of me

Here I stand
6 feet small
romanticizing years ago
it's a bitter sweet feeling hearing "Wrapped Around Your Finger" on the
radio

and these days
I wish I was 6 again
Oh make me a red cape
I wanna be Superman

Oh, if only my life was more like
1983
all these things would be more like they were at the
start of me

had it made in 83

thinking bout my brother Ben
I miss him every day
He looks just like his brother John
But on an 18 month delay

Here I stand
6 feet small
and smiling cause I'm scared as hell
kind of like my life is like a sequel to a movie
where the actor's names have changed
oh well

well these days
I wish I was 6 again
Oh make me a red cape
I wanna be Superman

Oh, if only my life was more like
1983
all these things would be more like they were at the
start of me
If my life was more like
1983
I'd plot a course to the source of the purest little part of me

and most my memories
have escaped me
or confused themselves with dreams
if heaven's all we want it to be
send your prayers to me
care of 1983

you can paint that house a rainbow of colors
rip out the floorboards
replace the shutters but
that's my plastic in the dirt

whatever happened to my
whatever happened to my
whatever happened to my lunchbox
when came the day that it got
thrown away and don't you think I should have had some say
in that decision
 
Hi Rose!

I've love this guy's music. I went to buy his CD and my 17 yr old daughter wouldn't let me. She's downloaded a bunch of his stuff and burned me a CD -- an early b'day presssie and I'm so impressed.

Did you notice on his website that he encourages taping of his performances and file sharing on the internet. Very very cool. Much of what my daughter downloaded was taped by fans and it's awesome. The acoustic version of "No Such Thing" I have is much easier to understand than the radio version.
 
Re: Hi Rose!

someplace said:
I've love this guy's music. I went to buy his CD and my 17 yr old daughter wouldn't let me. She's downloaded a bunch of his stuff and burned me a CD -- an early b'day presssie and I'm so impressed.

Did you notice on his website that he encourages taping of his performances and file sharing on the internet. Very very cool. Much of what my daughter downloaded was taped by fans and it's awesome. The acoustic version of "No Such Thing" I have is much easier to understand than the radio version.

Cool, I might bring a camera when he comes in town at the end of the month. i am so excited =)
 
BEST NEW ARTIST NOMINEE!!

AT THE MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS TONITE!!!!

ROOT FOR JOHN!!!!
 
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