Joey Buttfuoco Should've Worn A Wife Beater and Other Observations

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Manute Bol versus Fridge was the silliest thing I've seen since Teddy Chambers (6'3",150 lbs.) beat up Cassie Montgomery (5', 300 lbs.) on the lawn of my high school.

Did Horshaak really need the money that bad? The day I get beat up by Screech I put a bullet in my head.

Olga Korbut should've pretended she was in a bread line and Darva Conger just assed in for the last loaf.

Did the people who set this thing up not pay attention to WEIGHT or AGE? I think they were hoping someone would die.
 
Manute Bol and the Fridge shouldn't have been paid. It was suppose to be a fight, and the only time they actualy fought was during the last 15 seconds because the ref warned them that if they didn't fight they wouldn't be paid.
 
I only watched so far as to see Screech win, mon.


But I take it Butta-foo-oh-co lost?
 
RastaPope said:
I only watched so far as to see Screech win, mon.


But I take it Butta-foo-oh-co lost?

Are you kidding me? He outweighed Chyna by 70 pounds of mullet. He knocked her around like a pit bull on a peanut butter rag doll. And whenever she got a good jab in, he'd go Old School on her ass and throw her to the mat like he used to do Mary Jo.

Chyna looked really sad, like she was gonna file charges afterward.
 
I watched the first two and was amazed at how real it looked. Course, they all fought like 12 year old girls. Who swings like that?

I got tired of watched people beat up on people old enough to be there parents. It's just wrong.

I love Fox, but sometimes some of the shows they air make me think of tv as represented in scifi future films. Like that one where Arnold Swatsenimnotevengoingtotrytospellthisager had to run for his life on a game show and everyone gathered in the streets to watch the big screen and place bets on whether or not he lives.

Who wants to marry a millionaire is worse than that.
 
sunstruck said:

I love Fox, but sometimes some of the shows they air make me think of tv as represented in scifi future films. Like that one where Arnold Swatsenimnotevengoingtotrytospellthisager had to run for his life on a game show and everyone gathered in the streets to watch the big screen and place bets on whether or not he lives.


The Running Man, adapted from a Stephen King short story.
 
SleepingWarrior said:



The Running Man, adapted from a Stephen King short story.

Which was stolen in spirit whole cloth from Philip K. Dick. At least Arnie went to the original material for "Total Recall." Sorta.
 
Which is it? King or Dick? (there's a pun in there somewhere) I don't remember any of King's short stories being about that, but I haven't read them in alomost 15 years, so I could be wrong.
 
King wrote it under his pseuodnymn of Richard Bachman. But recently it was put into the King book named 'The Bachman Books'. I believe it also contains a story called 'The Walk' about a national contest that pits 13 yr old males against each in a walk til the death.
 
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sunstruck said:
Which is it? King or Dick? (there's a pun in there somewhere) I don't remember any of King's short stories being about that, but I haven't read them in alomost 15 years, so I could be wrong.

Definitely King, but as Bachman King tried his damndest to write like his Sci-Fi Golden Age mentors...hence dubious futurism in Bachman, whereas that's rare under his own name.
 
Didn't king have three ghost writer names or am I thinking something else? Like maybe his wife wrote under a ghost name.
 
Azwed said:
Didn't king have three ghost writer names or am I thinking something else? Like maybe his wife wrote under a ghost name.


King has/had 2 ghost names that I can recall. One being Richard Bachman and the other he used in the late 60's when his first few short stories got published in men's periodicals of the time.
 
Marxist said:
Manute Bol versus Fridge was the silliest thing I've seen since Teddy Chambers (6'3",150 lbs.) beat up Cassie Montgomery (5', 300 lbs.) on the lawn of my high school.

Did Horshaak really need the money that bad? The day I get beat up by Screech I put a bullet in my head.

Olga Korbut should've pretended she was in a bread line and Darva Conger just assed in for the last loaf.

Did the people who set this thing up not pay attention to WEIGHT or AGE? I think they were hoping someone would die.

the one with the 2 women, i was bored out my mind

as for Manute, and the fridge, i wasnt interested

Screech could of ended that in the first round if he wanted to,he was just let the old man have his time in the spot light, personally i would love to go against screech, since he used to study kickboxing, would be loads of fun
 
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DevilBoy79 said:


the one with the 2 women, i was bored out my mind

as for Manute, and the fridge, i wasnt interested

Screech could of ended that in the first round if he wanted to,he was just let the old man have his time in the spot light, personally i would love to go against screech, since he used to study kickboxing, would be loads of fun


Screech was a lot bigger than I thought he would be at 6 foot and 200 pounds.

I'd still whip his ass. He fought like a girl swatting flies.

Buttofucco fight was kinda fun but it reminded me of that scene in "The Godfather" where Connie gets beat up by her no-good husband.
 
Marxist said:


Are you kidding me? He outweighed Chyna by 70 pounds of mullet. He knocked her around like a pit bull on a peanut butter rag doll. And whenever she got a good jab in, he'd go Old School on her ass and throw her to the mat like he used to do Mary Jo.

Chyna looked really sad, like she was gonna file charges afterward.

i was so waiting for her to just bust out and pile drive him or something, she was ticked off when he threw her

Marxist as for whoopin screeches ass, i would have no problem doing so, just think it would be hella fun
 
Rudeness!

Marxist said:


Which was stolen in spirit whole cloth from Philip K. Dick. At least Arnie went to the original material for "Total Recall." Sorta.

Ya Beat Me To It:D

I Did NOT Watch That Spectacle. I Did However Watch Some Guy Standing For Days r Something, On A Pole Tip, Jump Into A Pile Of Cardboard Boxes!!

Now That's Entertainment.
 
Shit, I would've had them all picked.

Oh well........

I'd love to see Jerry Springer get his ass kicked by anybody.....

Martha Stewart!

Yeah, he'd be cryin' for his momma.
 
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