Joe's Malleus Malefactorum, Herein are Factes, and Divers Diversiones Against Eville
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carsonshepherd
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I love elephants.
But Joe, I hate your super-icky av - see "Things I Hate" thread for proof.
Still
you though.
But Joe, I hate your super-icky av - see "Things I Hate" thread for proof.
Still
you though.
NoJo
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Knots (R.D.Laing)
Jill
Jill feels safe to be angry with Jack
because Jack does nothing
She is angry with Jack
because he does nothing
She is angry with Jack
because he does not frighten her
He does not frighten her,
because, doing nothing, he is useless.
She feels safe with him
therefore she despises him
She clings to him
because he does not frighten her
She despises him
Because she clings to him
because he does not frighten her
Jill knows she is inferior
therefore, she is superior to anyone who thinks she
is superior to him.
Jill feels safe to be angry with Jack
because Jack does nothing
She is angry with Jack
because he does nothing
She is angry with Jack
because he does not frighten her
He does not frighten her,
because, doing nothing, he is useless.
She feels safe with him
therefore she despises him
She clings to him
because he does not frighten her
She despises him
Because she clings to him
because he does not frighten her
Jill knows she is inferior
therefore, she is superior to anyone who thinks she
is superior to him.
fieryjen
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How do you fit an Elephant into a fridge?
Open the door, put the Elephant in, close the door.
How do you fit a Giraffe into a fridge?
Open the door, take the Elephant out, put the Giraffe in and close the door.
The Lion King decided to gather all animals for an animal conference. Who is missing?
The Giraffe, it's in the fridge.
You're in the Jungle and have to cross a huge river tht you know to be filled with dangerous alligators. How do you cross it?
Just swim - the alligators are all at the animal conference.
These are the only ones I know - but they are my favorites.
Open the door, put the Elephant in, close the door.
How do you fit a Giraffe into a fridge?
Open the door, take the Elephant out, put the Giraffe in and close the door.
The Lion King decided to gather all animals for an animal conference. Who is missing?
The Giraffe, it's in the fridge.
You're in the Jungle and have to cross a huge river tht you know to be filled with dangerous alligators. How do you cross it?
Just swim - the alligators are all at the animal conference.
These are the only ones I know - but they are my favorites.
Rumple Foreskin
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Why do elephants paint their toenails different colors?
To hid in a bowl of M & M's.
Did you ever see an elephant in a bowl of M & M's?
No?
Well, see how good it works.
--
That was the first joke my wife taught our three kids. IMHO, it explains a lot.
Rumple Foreskin
To hid in a bowl of M & M's.
Did you ever see an elephant in a bowl of M & M's?
No?
Well, see how good it works.
--
That was the first joke my wife taught our three kids. IMHO, it explains a lot.
Rumple Foreskin
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