Joe's Fuck Shack. (meet and have sex here)

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Hi Literotica'er's......uh...whatever..

Anyway my name is Joe Maxwell and this is my cafe. It's for adults only of course.

Are you bored, tired of fighting to get threads together? Then come on by and just hang out. Meet other rpers, talk have fun, and most of all fuck right here on our extra large tables.

Still can't get none. No problem, any of my staff are more than willing to step in and give you the time of your life.

So come on down to Joe's Fuck Shack and let's just have some fun.
 
(OOC: Sounds amusing. Let me create a bit of atmosphere. I'll even use my Avatar :) )

Demos Straxus, erotic rpger extrodinair walked through the greasy glass doors at the front of the establishment, glancing around at the barren interior. The light had a carcinogenic, greenish fluorescent quality. The air was stale with the smell of old sex, and cheap cigarettes. The style of furnishings was typical of such places. Old, faux wood metal folding tables, and crappy orange plastic chairs. The central area of the diner was filled with a short order kitchen, and fully stocked bar. The walls were covered in a combination of crappy nature scenes, and painfully lewd portraits of men and women violently fucking each other.

The place looked like a Waffle House in Amsterdam.

Demos loved it.

Stepping over to the cash register, he gave the scantily clad woman behind it a patient smile, and then ordered egg's benedict, a steak, and a bloody mary. Paying for his food, he ambled over to one of the benches alligning the far wall, and seated himself, facing the door.
 
Alex

She was lost! Fuck, why did she come this way? And how was she to get home?

Alex had only just got her drivers licence, and wasn't used to navigating. In fact, she wasn't used to very much! And this cheap little car wasn't working properly. And that used up her engineering knowledge.

As her car limped along the road she saw a sign for a cafe. Maybe she could get some assistance here?

The car sputtered to a halt, sort of parked out front. She climbed out, finding that easy in her micro skirt, and threw a cardigan over her strappy top as she bent over to collect her purse. Alex locked the car and put her keys in her purse before working her way to the entrance.

It was a bit dingy inside, and at first she couldn't see anyone. Ah, a girl at the bar. Alex made her way over.
 
Zach was in the mood for a drink. He was on his way from a show his band had played, so his ears were ringing and head was spinning after a long night of dancing, drinking and rocking. The other band members had things going, but he hadn't found any girls he liked at the club, so he headed out.

This place looks fine to me, he thought, and pulled into the parking lot. He walked in the front door in his jeans, ratty t-shirt and tousled hair, and took a seat at the bar. He was easy to read for any decent bartender, and the cute skimpy-dressed hottie behind the bar had a beer in front of him before he even sat down.

His eyes wandered around the mostly empty bar, immediately locking onto the legs of some hot little girl in one of the tiniest skirts he had ever seen. His eyes wandered up her smooth bare thighs, over her perfect little ass, slim figure, full tits and up to... her eyes that had just caught him staring her down. Whatever the fuck, he though, worst case scenario I don't sleep with her. He stared right back, his eyes telling his entire story, letting her make her own decision.
 
Misty stood behind the bar, pad in hand, and wrote down the customer's order. She smiled at him,and relied, "I'll have that bloody mary right out." She ripped the order from her pad and yelled into the kitchen window, "Order up, Harry."

Misty was making the drink when she saw a cute young thing stumble through the door. She couldn't have been more than 18 or 19. The few customers in the joint were staring at her long, barely covered legs and the cleavage hanging out her low cut top. The girl looked frustrated, and a bit confused. She wondered if she knew what kind of place she had wandered into. 'Oh well,' Misty thought, 'not my turn to babysit tonight.'

She handed the man at the bar his drink and smiled at him, leaning over the counter so her own ample breasts graced his line of sight. "Can I get you anything else, hun?"
 
Tom

Tom had just recently started as a part-time waiter at the Shack...he was a fairly good-looking blond 20 year old, but he'd had no luck with girls (or women) yet.
From his friends, he'd heard that the place had a 'reputation'; although he was yet to be exposed to this, he really hoped that today would be the day.
Tom always got a bit nervous around women, especially when Misty was helping clients look into her cleavage, or teasing him about his lack of a girlfriend. Despite her teasing, he knew it was good-natured and he'd secretly really had the hots for Misty for the last week ever since he'd spied her displaying her perfect curves as she undressed in the staff room.

Tom was helping 'Chef' Harry with food service at the end of his shift when Misty's order for eggs benedict and steak came through.
Although he was sort of cursing his luck to be saddled with work just as he was clocking off, Harry gave him one of his "Yeah, I know" looks and they both got to preparing the food.

As the mis-en-place food cooked (which would only take a few minutes), Tom got chance to see the rest of the people in the diner:
As always, Misty looked REALLY hot in her uniform which clung to all of her curves;
There was a guy in jeans and tshirt...a drifter maybe?
There was, of course, the guy who'd ordered food and there was also a very good looking young woman who was dressed in a tight top and a very short skirt who was also sat at the bar.

As the various people in the diner chatted or kept their own counsel, Tom blushed as he thought that Misty, or the other woman -or both- had caught him eyeing them up and down, even though he had tried to quickly avert his gaze from them when they noticed him looking at them.
 
Demos eyes his hostess' perfect breasts, letting her see him do so, and smiling at the question, enjoying the double entandre of her words. Combined with her posture if spoke unmistakably of things besides eggs and steak. He started to suppress a vision of fucking her on the counter....and then remembered where he was. A grin crossed his features as he responded.

"Mmmm.....what do you have for desert beautiful? I could always stand a little something sweet to polish off my night."
 
Alex

andygorn said:
There was, of course, the guy who'd ordered food and there was also a very good looking young woman who was dressed in a tight top and a very short skirt who was also sat at the bar.

Tom blushed as he thought that Misty, or the other woman -or both- had caught him eyeing them up and down, even though he had tried to quickly avert his gaze from them when they noticed him looking at them.

Alex noticed the waiter eying her up, and instinctively pulled the hem of her too short skirt down a bit, revealing more of her smooth belly below her short top, just visible through the open cardi.

She pulled the cardi closer, emphasising the swell of her breasts. Maybe she wasn't dressed for this place, but her car wasn't going anywhere ina hurry. SHIT!
 
Misty smiled at the customer, and leaned forward even farther, the tip of her nipple barely showing over the top of her skimpy apron. Of course she had nothing on under the white apron except her hot pink mini, and white fishnet stokings. "Sexy," she whispered, "Desert is on me....but right now, I've got work to do." She winked at him and sauntered to the other end of the counter, swaying her full hips a bit more than normal, knowing he watched.

She had decided to take pity on the young thing at the end of the counter after all. Her micro skirt and tight cardigan, which didn't really cover the camisole underneath were designed to draw the eyes of men, which they were certainly doing now, but the girl kept pulling at them, as if she had never really been devoured in this manner before. She was probably from some middle class family, rebellious and teasing.

"What can I do for you, honey?" Misty asked, handing her a glass of water.
 
Alex

"Can I have a cofee, please?" Alex asked. "And do you know if there's anyone here who can fix cars? Mine's fucked up!"

The girl behind the counter looked nice, and incredibly sexy. Alex wondered just what kind of place she was in.

She was aware of being stared at, like the other was being stared at. Well, if she was cool about it, so was Alex.

She let go of her cardi and allowed it to swing open, and relaxed her manner.

"Yeah, coffee would be nice," she replied again, and smiled.
 
Finadien trotted into the bar and nearly fell over. His wanted to be more then a normal geeky guy today but right now this didn't work out that well. There was a very hot waitress serving a equally hot girl at the counter and everyone seemed to be starring at them. He felt wrong her and nearly ran back out again but then decided against it.

He entered the bar, searched for a table that afforded him a good view of the girl at the bar but was a bit out of the way too and sat down.
 
"Well now," Misty replied as she poured the girl a coffee, no shops open around here this time of night, and if you call for a tow, you're gonna be out about $100." The girl looked a bit disturbed by this pronouncement. "But our cook, Harry, is a fair wiz at mechanics. If you can wait around til the end of his shift he might be persuaded to take a look." She looked over her shoulder and saw that Harry was watching them from the kitchen window, smiling and nodding his head. "I meant at the car, dear," she said as she winked at him. "Or we could call your parents to come get ya and you could come back for the car at a better time."

Misty turned back to the girl. "By the way, I'm Misty, and I am happy to serve you in any way you need," she said meaningfully, glancing at the men around the room, who quickly averted their eyes.
 
Alex

autumnmist said:
"By the way, I'm Misty, and I am happy to serve you in any way you need," she said meaningfully, glancing at the men around the room, who quickly averted their eyes.

Alex blushed. Was it that obvious that she found Misty so sexy?

"Er, Alex Kay," she stammered in reply, blushing, but still staring at Misty's fabulous chest.

"Wish mine were that big," she said, looking back up into Misty's face
 
Zach downed another swig of his beer, figuring he had nothing to lose.

"Excuse me," he said politely to the two girls, "I'm sorry to butt in, but I overheard you're having some car trouble," his gaze locked into the eyes of the young cardigan clad cutie, "I'm no mechanical wiz, but if you need a ride somewhere or a jump or something, I'd be happy to help out."
 
Misty

"What, these old things?" Misty laughed, pushing her breast forward. "Well, they have come in handy a time or two."

The man sitting next to them suddenly interupted and offered to help Alex. "You decide whatcha wanna do, hun, while I go see to that young man who thinks he's hidin in the corner." She winked at Alex, and leaned over meaningfully, again exposing her erect, pink nipple.

She sauntered over to the man in the corner booth and asked, "What's your pleasure?" She winked.
 
Alex

Z_Money said:
"I'm no mechanical wiz, but if you need a ride somewhere or a jump or something, I'd be happy to help out."

Alex giggled. "So, you're offering to jump me, are you?" she asked, amazed to be hit on twice in so short a time.

She really wondered what kind of place she'd wandered into.
 
Finadien gulped hard as the very sexy waitress came over to him and asked him:

"What's your pleasure?"

"Uhm," he tried to answer and finally found a bit of courage. "I'd have a beer." he said while letting his eyes wander over the very expose body of the waitress. He already could feel his body react to the sight that was presented to him.
 
Alex kitten said:
Alex giggled. "So, you're offering to jump me, are you?" she asked, amazed to be hit on twice in so short a time.

She really wondered what kind of place she'd wandered into.

Zach chuckled, "Well, something tells me you really need one."

He let his eyes deliberately roam over her body then back to her eyes, "In fact, I think you want it."
 
Misty smiled at the man in the booth as she leaned over him, nipples pressing through her apron. "One beer comin up, sugar. Anything to eat to go with that?" she asked coyly, pressing her thigh against his leg.
 
(I'm in. :kiss: )

Sabine
Thick Irish lilt to her pretty voice, Long red hair, bright green eyes, most would say she's too pretty for a run down hole such as this one. But, Bina has needs, urgent ones. Nymphos have got to go somewhere and this was her favorite place to be because she was garanteed a good time.


She walked into the place, nodded at the bartender who was familiar with the regular and crawled up to stand atop a table with her knee high black boots on but her skirt not hiding the fact that she wore no panties. She looked around at the people there and announced, "I'm looking for a nice rough fuck and I'll be at that table over there if anyone wants to bang me, no introduction necessary." she then smiled her gorgeous smile and walked daintily over to the table she'd indicated hoping she wouldn't have to wait long before getting satisfaction.
 
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Misty smiled as Bina entered the bar. This was gonna be a fun night after all. Bina always got the party started so nicely. She was the only regular in so far.

"Hey there, girl," she nodded at Bina. "Your regular....ah...drink that is?" she laughed.
 
Bina laughed at Misty's joke, "Yes, I'd like a martini with an olive please. So, anyone getting down around here yet or am I the first to make an actual fuck request?" she asked.
 
Alex

"Is she really gonna fuck anyone?" Alex asked, amazed at the stunning beauty who'd just walked in and announced the fact from the top of a table.

Alex turned on her stool to get a better view.

"Now this, I wanna see!" she said

"You wanna watch too?" she asked of the guy chatting to her
 
Alex kitten said:
"Is she really gonna fuck anyone?" Alex asked, amazed at the stunning beauty who'd just walked in and announced the fact from the top of a table.

Alex turned on her stool to get a better view.

"Now this, I wanna see!" she said

"You wanna watch too?" she asked of the guy chatting to her

Alex's words perked Zach's ears up. His cock had jumped in his pants the moment that girl sauntered in and made her little announcement.

"Without a doubt, this I definitely want to see," he smiled, "Can I get you a drink?"

Zach followed Alex as they crossed the bar to get a better, closer view of the inevitable action that was about to take place at the fiery redhead's table. His eyes roamed down her back, following her slinky hair and hypnotic hips, her perfect little figure and incredible ass, barely covered by her tiny skirt which gave way to her long shapely legs. He felt his cock stiffening with each step watching this girl move.
 
"You're the first, hun," Misty said, handing Bina her drink. "I've been making some moves, but you know, I'm still on duty." She winked at Bina. "But I do have a break coming soon....if no one takes you up on your offer."
 
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