Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...err wait nm, thats not what you meant, my bad
I'm a Toys R Us kid theres a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with, From Bikes to Trains to Video Games, it's the biggest Toy Store there is, I don't wanna grow up cause baby if I did, I couldn't be a Toys R Us Kid!
Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs,
what kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks,
Tall kids, short kids, even kids with chicken pox
love hot dogs,
Armour hot dogs,
the dogs kids love to bite!
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
It also has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.
And if you ask me why I'll say,
"Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!"
Ball Park Franks, they plump when you cook them...
Crazy about a Ford truck........
And that stupid Ford commercial to Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be Cowboys I can't remember how they massacred it, because I re-massacred it against Ford