Jimmie the Neanderthal.

[JazzManJim]

So I'm sitting here thinking what a wonderfully evolved and sensitive man I am, full of the knowledge that this wonderful 21st Century technology has given me, browsing a Web Page which discusses the technological and social news of the day when I realized that I was scratching my back with a dinner fork.

Ugh. I am *such* a primitive backelor. Back to my cave....

 

[mig]

My mate usually sits on the back of the chair and does it for me.

 

[Bindii]

So I'm sitting here thinking what a wonderfully evolved and sensitive man I am, full of the knowledge that this wonderful 21st Century technology has given me, browsing a Web Page which discusses the technological and social news of the day when I realized that I was scratching my back with a dinner fork.

Ugh. I am *such* a primitive backelor. Back to my cave....

LMAO! At least it wasn't your crutch!

 

[Pyper]

At least you're using a tool. That's pretty advanced.

 

[celiaKitten]

At least you're using a tool. That's pretty advanced.

You so took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[JazzManJim]

At least you're using a tool. That's pretty advanced.

Except that I didn't actually make the tool. I have the sneaking suspicion that anything long and capable of scratching would have worked.

Now this other question raises its head: What thehell is a dinner fork doing on my computer desk??

 

[Georgia Girl]

Was it a clean fork?

 

[H'venlee]

Except that I didn't actually make the tool. I have the sneaking suspicion that anything long and capable of scratching would have worked.

Now this other question raises its head: What thehell is a dinner fork doing on my computer desk??

Hmm..probably left there from the last time you ate at your desk. That is usually why there is one on mind. Of course, hubby leaves it there.


Maybe that is why he leaves them there.



ICK!

 

[JazzManJim]

Was it a clean fork?

I won't know until I look at it, and, to be honest, I'm afraid to.

 

[Georgia Girl]

I won't know until I look at it, and, to be honest, I'm afraid to.

Sounds like the average college student to me, you eat at your computer trying to get work done, the fork gets seperated from the plate and next thing you know WHAM there you are scratching your back with it. Be careful and don't use it on your nuts, wouldn't want to have a blow out.

 

[JazzManJim]

Sounds like the average college student to me, you eat at your computer trying to get work done, the fork gets seperated from the plate and next thing you know WHAM there you are scratching your back with it. Be careful and don't use it on your nuts, wouldn't want to have a blow out.

Nah..that's what a lid to an empty Pringles can is for.

 

[Bindii]

Was it a clean fork?

Do dead skin cells count as dirty?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Nah..that's what a lid to an empty Pringles can is for.

So you like your nuts served on a platter?

 

[Problem Child]

Jimbo-

Go to Pier One imports and get a free 40th anniversary bamboo backscratcher.

And don't eat with that fork until you wash it.